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18 months. Less would be presumptuous. RT @SabrinaJalees How long do you have to wait after birth to start asking your baby for rent money?

Only 250,000 if you put it in quotes. RT @SarahKSilverman There are 835,000 results for the search words "sock bun tutorial."

Moments after this was taken, everyone pictured took an arrow to the knee. It was most tragic. RT @thegynomite Skyrim http://t.co/GlHyky7E

Oh, like suddenly we can't do both? RT @aprilmacie I'd rather a man have herpes than wear a kilt.

#ff f-foolin'

I love your early work with DJ Rhythmic Rob. RT @cheezitslut I became a famous rapper first

Or if they do, you can't hear them scream. Plus, who care what your Hoover thinks. RT @aprilmacie #FF's Don't happen in a vacuum,

Ah, so it wasn't something your neighbour filmed through your window then -- I take it. RT @amypaffrath I'm commenting

Ottawa? It's a silly place. Besides, it's only a model. RT @mariancall house concert hosts in Ottawa

&U have 2 take a look, right? U don't wanna give the girl a complex RT @NikkiGlaser "Who cares about Kate Middleton's topless photos" "many"

Nah -- That's just the farmer's market. RT @GeekandSundry We have already seen a Poison Ivy cosplay

"Heeeeyy! Sexy lady!" My brain was singing this part, just before I read your tweet. RT @iliza Love having Gagnam Style stuck in my head

My development was arrested, but I think it was framed. RT @WendyLiebman My development was arrested circa Madonna's Borderline period

We've been meaning to ask you: Please stop eating hotel room beds. RT @aprilmacie in to a hotel I get two beds. One for eatin'

Sure. Think of the children of therapists it put through college. RT @TheDaniStew Has couples therapy ever actually helped anyone?

Blanche was awesome on her @aots debut. Also good: @iliza. #aots

To be contrasted with the "Waltz States". RT @WendyLiebman The term "Swing State" sounds kind of liberal.

Well, my lips were chapped riding in a fast car&now U've given me 1 reason. RT @NikkiGlaser you this winter, maybe, now that U've read this?

Which sleep number is that? sqrt(-1)? RT @NikkiGlaser COMFY! RT @KimKardashian: Goodnight http://t.co/LyCef8Wg

So, blah blah blah Chipotle, blah blah blah Ginger, is right out? http://t.co/lTgGuOl3 RT @pariskennedy Know a real Chipotle tweet when I C1

Well, I wouldn't be able 2 keep calling her that, for starters. #meganfox RT @jackiemonahan how different life would be w/hammerhead thumbs?

I know a little German: http://t.co/dwCYlRnr RT @mariancall I seriously wish I could read newspapers in German

That's how Scotty Anton means it: http://t.co/oKiqbg2Q RT @bifnaked When one says "Give The Clap" I believe this means "applause"

Well, alright ... RT @SabrinaJalees I'm not interested in your video unless it's NSFW

Lavya from Hyperdrive. You'd be the only one. http://t.co/wdz4tS8k RT @milynnsarley trying to figure out my Halloween costume