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Cardinal Richelieu RT @iliza #JustDesserts

"How do U sell cauliflower to wrestlers?" "Cauliflower! Get yer cauliflower 'ere!" #yep #itsimpossible RT @AmberTozer joke about cauliflower

A show about U&your pet tuna fish? Skipjack&Jill. It's a lock on your albacore demo. RT RT @amber_benson I want to run a television show.

"I should end it but I defend it. Well I can't comprehend it. Baby B my co-dependent." http://t.co/X0vs1JFy @thegynomite #codendentlovesongs

This may depend on your relationship with her. RT @aprilmacie Premature ejaculation is the best compliment you can give a lady.

My friend's horse is gonna be making his acting debut in a film. I can't tell if "Break a leg" is good luck or bad in this context.

Good thing they didn't ask U on the test. U'd've failed RT @WendyLiebman Had 2 take a lie detector test @ a job interview once. No I didn't

Honey Boo Boo don't care!

What's this about Oprah's folds? I wasn't listening RT @natashaleggero Disappointed to not find centerfolds of Oprah in this months O.

I was gonna say: Vinter sounds like the chilly season for vampires. RT @iliza I didn't believe that "vintner" was a real word.

Spooning for distance. RT @MorganWebb What should the contest be?

Kleenex is the Kleenex of having shit named after itself.

I love sharking week! RT @Rileah What's the best thing about today??...If you answered mother fraking #sharkweek you'd be correct

Is that the "Dude, you're getting a Del" guy from those ads, or something else? RT @KarenGillan2 “TBritish folk hero known as Del Boy."

Co-promoted by Heart. RT @saraschaefer1 Stone Temple Pilots should put out a fragrance called "Alone"

"Chief Wiggam: Don't eat the clues. This suit burns better." #wrongbackwardstalker RT @ClareGrant the owls are not as they seem

What's this about bare pub? #iwasonlyhalflistening RT @iliza BigBear RePUBlic - that's what I'd call my new nation

Even if they ask nicely? #ameglianmajorcow #hhgttg RT @MarianneSierk I care so little about animals I don't even eat them

What's a four letter word for a type of cheese, starting with E? I'm asking 4 across.

Cliché now, but TLC is 2 learning as MTV is 2 music. RT @LahnaTurner @LeeAnn503 TLC- it's time to change your damn name.

Well, hopefully they won't have zombie esteem problems. http://t.co/8xXwNPkH RT @ActionPhoebe Zombieeee attack!!

Aww. Upset pub. RT @iliza and all I got was Power vomit

When's that guy gonna get a podcast? RT @cheezitslut If Obama isn't re-elected I'm sure Comedy Central would hire him for future roasts

Fart the Soviet anthem into a tuba? RT @cheezitslut Is there anything Montel Williams can't do?

Unless it's, like, an opportunity to eat an apple. RT @laylakayleigh because for the most part opportunities just don't fall from trees