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wyldride
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They make the computer chips in the timers&have special code to make them win.
RT @cheezitslut who's in charge of the medal count? China?
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He knocked them over really quickly? RT @SunnyMabrey But how can Eric Benet win if he just knocked over like 3 hurdles
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Maybe his friends are stopping him: http://t.co/FRrdj6V8 RT @MaryPattersonB if he doesn't even text you whilst intoxicated
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If you are, bewary of Anorexia Necrosa: http://t.co/8xXwNPkH
RT @sandeepparikh @theGuild Unless i'm a zombie on page 8
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Like my app: scans check, tells U when it's safe 2 dine&dash. RT @saraschaefer1 App idea: it scans the check&tells everyone what they owe
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"Upon entering the cave, my hair stood on end."
RT @NikkiGlaser @saraschaefer1 @80Miles #danglinggerund
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But 2 music, like sync'd swimming. Specifically 1 tune: Blue Danube. Do do do do do *splash* RT @WendyLiebman Synchronized Belly Flopping
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Was the joke sponge worthy? RT @jenmurphycomedy Just wrote a joke about a dishwashing sponge
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Well -- That just seems like an arbitrary rule.
RT @SabrinaJalees #BreakUpIf his ringtone is another woman having an orgasm.
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Ooh -- I didn't know they sold those by the bag. RT @iliza "how will this look on my dog's head?" http://t.co/5GhfgpFO
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Yes. But don't tell Pluto. We totally didn't invite them. They just whine about being demoted, anyway. RT @AmberTozer is this a planet party
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But, on the plus side, you'd never forget your honeymoon. RT @AmberTozer 10 miles into the trip we die
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Is this the same Blue Jean from the David Bowie song, or a different 1? RT @CarrieKeagan There was a girl named Blue Jean. She was torn up.
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It's another adaptation of PKD's story, not Total Recall remake. Should've called it Memory Whole. RT @ActionChick Total Recall (2012)
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This always happens when we go 2 Sally Sparrow's house RT @micheleboyd It's not a proper party w/out sum weeping angels http://t.co/hTQC09SE
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I don't know Spanish, so I can't be sure, But I think La Bamba is about ordering non-vegetarian pizza. "Yo, no soy marinara!"
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"Forget the cherry stem, I'm trying the straw in a knot with my tongue." RT @CarrieKeagan Caption this... http://t.co/lHSYgtGf
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Now is that like the Flexible Annuity? RT @cheezitslut My grandparents claim they came up with a sex act called The Reverse Mortgage.