wyldride
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"Don't mention the gluten. I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it." RT @NikkiGlaser How about Gluten-free conversation?
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"Forget the cherry stem, I'm trying the straw in a knot with my tongue." RT @CarrieKeagan Caption this... http://t.co/lHSYgtGf
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"Good Dogs Go to Heaven, But Rabid Dogs Go Everywhere." - Meat Loaf's Dog RT @AmberTozer Old Yeller are you in dog heaven
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"Heals coldsores in as little as 4.1 days" Uh, can we just say about 4 days? No 1 measures in 1/10 days. How precise do we need 2B here?
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"Here she comes now, hey, nonny, nonny. Shoot 'em down, turn around, c'mon nonny." #muchadoaboutsomethingorother
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"Hold on to your pubes, bitches -- It's gonna be @wyldride." - @NikkiGlaser "Wait--Whose pubes am I to hold onto?!?" - @wyldride
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"How come my iPhone 5 pictures R purple?" "We improved the camera. It's clearer" "But it's the wrong colour" "But clearly the wrong colour"
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"How do U sell cauliflower to wrestlers?" "Cauliflower! Get yer cauliflower 'ere!" #yep #itsimpossible RT @AmberTozer joke about cauliflower
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"I cazn't believes you sez dat?!?" RT @cheezitslut "You're my favorite." http://t.co/zfv4UTaccO
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"I feel a great disturbance in the traffic." B. Kenobi RT @thegynomite LA is weirder than NYC RT @WehoDaily: darth vader...on hollywood blvd
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"I mean, not professionally, or anything, just sometimes in a restaurant or @ the side of the road" RT @cheezitslut &SOMETIMES male stripper
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"I should end it but I defend it. Well I can't comprehend it. Baby B my co-dependent." http://t.co/X0vs1JFy @thegynomite #codendentlovesongs
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"I'm thinking of going into couples therapy -- With my therapist. That's a thing, right?" #livetweetyhtbt97
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"I've fallen and I can't get tech support!" RT @saraschaefer1 just had a Falling Down moment in Apple