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Couldn't disagree more: http://t.co/4buQR05S RT @FightClubBunny Plaid is BAD http://t.co/z43wjO8e

He probably did it to be funny: He knew you did stand up comedy. #groan RT @SabrinaJalees You stand me up on a craigslist buy?

Only the first line is true: September 23 - October 22 RT @iliza what makes a Libra

So we won't be hyphenating then--I take it? #forprobablyadifferentreason RT @cheezitslut I don't trust any man w/ a hyphenated last name.

Don't count your dragons B4 they're hatched RT @Eliza_Coupe Jon Snow's out. Rob Stark's in. (and by 'In', yes, I mean IN me.) #gameofthrones

Close. I don't get that channel. Might not be same ep in Canada, anyway. RT @NikkiGlaser Tune in if you a near a television, awake, and care

195 (because it's C3 in hexidecimal). Don't see it catching on with Bill&Ted, though. RT @NikkiGlaser 69... but with foot massages

Well, he makes a good point. RT @alysiawood "you no es anchovies. Drink vodka."

/. -- Informative and some amusingly mis-summarized articles. RT @ActionChick Which nerdy news sites do you visit most consistently?

Probably the same way Bugs always tricked Daffy into agreeing it was duck season. RT @iliza Why is it open season on my blackberry

"This is why we can't have good tech!" RT @natalimorris Like mother, like daughter!

Great! I love Sharking week! RT @mariancall Shark week preparations

A Quorum of Solace? RT @saraschaefer1 Comedy shows have the lowest quorum of all the quorums

"I'm not a jukebox, but I do play one on TV." RT @iliza I don't always play a jukebox, but when I do- I play Nu Shooz

Is dog comfort ever really wasted money? RT @iliza a big waste of money

"Do I get a rose now?" RT @iliza at least 3 of the contestants on the #Bachelorette help me out at the Encino Verizon Store

I think they were thinking of a different "ped" word. RT @iliza I know I'm a 15 yr old boy but this is HILARIOUS! http://t.co/Z7arF6Bw

I could certainly manage not contributing&being on tv without any reason to be. RT @aprilmacie could you be an honorary Kardashian?

#MiamiZombie #MiamiGhoul Got both covered: http://t.co/HEQTzLrj

"Quick! Golden Girls is on. It's one of the episodes with Dreyfuss!" RT @iliza http://t.co/roI3yVTC

I asked Principal Snyder what he thought was behind the Cannibal attack in Miami. He suggested, "Gang related -- PCP." #MiamiZombie

"Good Dogs Go to Heaven, But Rabid Dogs Go Everywhere." - Meat Loaf's Dog RT @AmberTozer Old Yeller are you in dog heaven

So close -- Everything on the checklist but the last two items. RT @iliza If you can not annoy me and be really hot- I'll marry you

The Gluten Gang! RT @iliza Is this a gang thing?

Is it possible the police just caught that guy in New Jersey mid Chicken Song?: http://t.co/VZ5HHjLl