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Not all the common, and rarely sensible. RT @Amy_Davidson Common Sense

Not being on fire? RT @AmberTozer I wonder what I'm taking for granted right now but won't realize it until I'm in a burning car

Not&make it funny. RT @saraschaefer1 Hey, is there a way of making a joke on twitter by asking if something totally cliche/overdone exists?

Nothing like random huge ass bugs showing up in your house. This one wanted to take a bath. A fly swatter bath. http://t.co/Y0hA7aZmmE

Nothing wrong with that: http://t.co/s7TY3AxX RT @mslayel Kofi is singing adele isnt he?

Now getting into a Nissan Ultima is even easier -- Some of our models even come equiped with doors, now.

Now is that like the Flexible Annuity? RT @cheezitslut My grandparents claim they came up with a sex act called The Reverse Mortgage.

Now, see, I got you these snacks ... RT @cheezitslut That's like eating movie theatre nachos without jalapenos. http://t.co/f5O7ImeA

Now, this songs says I'm to advise against that, but I'll make an exception: http://t.co/FRrdj6V8 RT @NikkiGlaser drunk dial your dad

Odd--I've been secretly waiting to hear you say it. RT @cheezitslut Never thought I'd say "Shit. I spilled chlorophyll on my detox book,"

Of course you do. @teamunicornftw is the loveliest of all. #irishrovers RT @Rileah unicorns do exist

Oh Bear Camp. I thought you said Bare Camp. You know, where you camp in a thoroughly cleared area. RT @mariancall That's right, Bear Camp.

Oh that Seuss&his nerds, no 1 would say. http://t.co/qeNM0E5Z RT @Rileah Of course it was! RT @UberFacts “nerd” was invented by Dr. Suess.

Oh well, the bun will probably sop up the moisture, then. No problem. RT @saraschaefer1 I saw the bun on the very top of her head

Oh, did I never mention? Blanche is your dog clone. #youcanowemethemillion RT @iliza make Blanche and I related

Oh, like suddenly we can't do both? RT @aprilmacie I'd rather a man have herpes than wear a kilt.

Oh, like you've never had a bad day? RT @iliza they've been enslaved, starved and ruled by England forever.

Oh, stop it -- That's crazy talk. RT @aprilmacie The fastest way to infuriate a crazy person is to tell them not to be crazy

OK -- But, what am I gonna do with all this engagement merch? http://t.co/7nYz0hCX

OK RT @laylakayleigh Just shush and look pretty

OK: "'Car Keys' isn't a great name for a dog." Happy to be of service. RT @iliza Tell me that "car keys" isn't a great name for a dog

One of the more apt descriptions of her that I've heard. RT @natashaleggero Is lady gaga still a thing?

Only 250,000 if you put it in quotes. RT @SarahKSilverman There are 835,000 results for the search words "sock bun tutorial."

Only one way to find out. RT @Christine_Dolce if I would get off?

Only the first line is true: September 23 - October 22 RT @iliza what makes a Libra