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wyldride
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Right before he made Ace Ventura 2 -- But nobody did. RT @imaliwaller "Somebody stop me!" -Jim Carrey
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In France it's a prescription -- With cheese. RT @JennKirwin gave me a prescription for a Happy Meal
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What? No denim shirt or denim hat? Amateur. #mimblymademedoit RT @MaryPattersonB denim jacket paired w/denim pants http://t.co/fZjNI1wz
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Can't wait for taken 3: this time is takeneringer RT @MeganNeuringer taken 2: now with 50% more takening!
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Wait -- Where are you inserting the clever hash tag? RT @TheDaniStew #insertcleverhastaghere
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It's just like napping around. Or it would be if that was a thing. RT @NikkiGlaser I found my hell and it is mattress shopping.
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I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/4VqKPgcT The Nick and Artie Show - Nikki Glaser (Part #1) - In The Studio
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Go as Zooey dressed as Katy Perry. Or vice versa. It doesn't matter. RT @katetowne For Halloween I'm going to go as Zooey Deschanel.
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You should at least carry a snake to make up for it: http://t.co/kn7Y0XXG RT @AmberTozer you disappoint everyone by not being a real snake
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Just so long as no more are made, that's just as good an excuse as any other. RT @ActionChick At this point in his life, is it too late?
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"How come my iPhone 5 pictures R purple?" "We improved the camera. It's clearer" "But it's the wrong colour" "But clearly the wrong colour"
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Recursive acronym: You only You only YOYO once once, and so on.
RT @NikkiGlaser YOYO (you only yoyo once, bc it's boring/ kinda hard)
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Use origami to fold it into an ice cream sandwich? RT @NikkiGlaser Do what you want with that information!
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Oh that Seuss&his nerds, no 1 would say. http://t.co/qeNM0E5Z RT @Rileah Of course it was! RT @UberFacts βnerdβ was invented by Dr. Suess.
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You'd think there's be a word for that role. RT @NikkiGlaser Every new Muse song is about Kate Hudson