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Only the retired pirates. RT @morgan_murphy do you think old people get booty calls at 4pm?

Ooh -- I didn't know they sold those by the bag. RT @iliza "how will this look on my dog's head?" http://t.co/5GhfgpFO

Ooh--Open a restaurant. Every1 needs 2 eat. Can't fail (>current rate) RT @aprilmacie borrow 20k from their parents for a start up business

Ooh--When R ya comin' to Ottawa? http://t.co/EQtLhOgO http://t.co/SBd4tjpN #livepodcast? RT @saraschaefer1 @nikkiglaser taking questions

Oppa Highland Style http://t.co/kmoG4VWT

Or if they do, you can't hear them scream. Plus, who care what your Hoover thinks. RT @aprilmacie #FF's Don't happen in a vacuum,

Or it already happened&wrapping early is your afterlife.#moreofanapresvie RT @feliciaday That means the apocalypse happens tomorrow right?

Or, at least enjoy the shade. RT @SarahKSilverman If you feel you're living in someone's shadow, you should move

Or, more aptly, I can't believe she'd be caught dead in that. RT @WendyLiebman I can't believe she went out in that.

Ottawa? It's a silly place. Besides, it's only a model. RT @mariancall house concert hosts in Ottawa

Overshadowed by her stroking the shaft. RT @saraschaefer1 Not sure my point about Hot Buns hair product was clear http://t.co/Gl6068kt

Perhaps you just haven't met the right man -- To put you off them permanently. RT @morgan_murphy how am I not gay?

Pet owners often spell out V-E-T so their dog doesn't know where they're really headed. Is that why we also spell out 0-B-G-Y-N?

Phil Plait has ya covered: http://t.co/ILKyIR5F RT @KariByron Is the another word for synonym?

Plus maintaining a twitter account, as so few cats are capable of doing. RT @captain_thecat A kitty who is still around.

Pogo! #safetydance http://t.co/d3xDwRBI RT @alisonbrie Yes!! Robot anyone? #NationalDanceDay

Politics can be tricky, especially with an election coming up: http://t.co/cXD7Sbd1 RT @aots @gracehelbig cast of The Campaign

Probably got into the bath salts first. #zombiedog RT @alisonhaislip my dog chewing on a bloody tampon

Probably the same way Bugs always tricked Daffy into agreeing it was duck season. RT @iliza Why is it open season on my blackberry

Quick! Perform the ritual, lest it destroy the world! #cabininthewoods RT @aots Uh-oh. Someone woke up the #aots twitter wall!

Ready! RT @iliza 2morrow I'm going oversees to entertain the troops http://t.co/vQS9gkLp

Reboot of the Legs video, at least? RT ZZ Top needs to get their shit together and write another song about me http://t.co/wTdCekx9

Recursive acronym: You only You only YOYO once once, and so on. RT @NikkiGlaser YOYO (you only yoyo once, bc it's boring/ kinda hard)

Right before he made Ace Ventura 2 -- But nobody did. RT @imaliwaller "Somebody stop me!" -Jim Carrey

Robin Hood flour: Bake from the rich; feed to the poor.