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RT @meganamram What's the exchange rate of toys to tots?

Sad Adrianna is sad! http://t.co/WyimCXyNQw

Sanctum&sarcophagus -- Both from text adventures. RT @thegynomite Thoughts? "Words you learned from video games"

Sarcasm is my weapon -- Zombies hate that. http://t.co/8xXwNPkH RT @xplay What do you grab?

See: I told you it's not the end of the wo--

Seems kinda sensible, actually. Now, if they'd asked U2 host a Presidential debate... RT @louisck Hosting SNL tonight. How crazy is that?

She broke up with me by Twitter: http://t.co/MAkLsByL

She eats her dinner out of a pale? RT @iliza A girl on my set is doing the Paleo Diet

She'll no doubt play herself in The Weakly News: The Motion Picture. RT @iliza Blanche has miles more range

She's from an earlier time when bags were considered head condoms RT @aprilmacie grandma insisted I wear a bag on my head when it rained

Since MTV Unplugged, everyone thinks the acoustic slide is more artistic. RT @imaliwaller Why don't we do the electric slide anymore?

Siouxsie and the Banksies #twothingsawkwardlycombinedfornoreason

Sleep like no one's watching.

So back to original versions, then. They were pretty rapey. RT @aprilmacie Fairy tales should be more realistic to lower girls expectations

So close -- Everything on the checklist but the last two items. RT @iliza If you can not annoy me and be really hot- I'll marry you

So if Drake isn't keen, I'm assuming Amanda's vagina is just gonna have to commit suicide.

So Klout thinks I'm influential on the subject of "Pittsburgh Pirates". Didn't realize Pittsburgh even had a caming scene.

So not this guy, then: http://t.co/diDFgx9V RT @epictweets_ So THIS is the guy Taylor Swift writes all her songs about

So she already followed you. RT @WendyLiebman Opened for you in MA in the 80s. “@Shawn_Colvin: I need to follow more people"

So that's what that Soul Decision song was about: http://t.co/YI6TKsRg #gettingfaded @NikkiGlaser http://t.co/6HogAFJ9

So that's where that guy in New Jersey got the idea: http://t.co/XYbBTrem #zombies

So they are arrestingly beautiful? #boo #hiss RT @cheezitslut The hottest chicks on tv are always cops who get too emotionally invested

So they do prosper? See, I knew that expression seemed wrong. RT @cheezitslut Just got a callback for Cheaters!

So we won't be hyphenating then--I take it? #forprobablyadifferentreason RT @cheezitslut I don't trust any man w/ a hyphenated last name.

So you're not getting older, you're getting better--At looking your correct age? RT @WhitneyCummings 30 years of looking 53