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It's Cena. I think we can safely assume he was always booked to win. RT @pariskennedy Do you guys think Cena was suppose to win that?

Can you blame them? Characters are welcome--Characters, Nikki, characters! #pluswrestling RT @NikkiGlaser Roommates love the USA network.

Yes, but it's hard to qualify: They have very low standards. RT @WendyLiebman Are there professional limbo dancers?

Oh well, the bun will probably sop up the moisture, then. No problem. RT @saraschaefer1 I saw the bun on the very top of her head

Could be worse: You could be dancing naked, pull a muscle&fall to the floor -- On fire. RT @iliza no greater dose of silent humility

Although it's mostly the other way around. #sharkfinsoupismurder RT @AmberTozer sometimes sharks attack people

Armrest insurgent. RT @NikkiGlaser If you do this, you are rude. http://t.co/1EXWnVfg

"You don't have to be unfuckable to have this tattoo, but it helps." #smallfont #helvetica RT @cheezitslut tattoo on the inside of your lip

It's from back at the Angie's Leg thing, whenever that was. RT @aots did you have that awesome pic at the ready

Oh, did I never mention? Blanche is your dog clone. #youcanowemethemillion RT @iliza make Blanche and I related

I enjoy a good game of Guac-A-Mole--But that's not important. RT @cheezitslut My uncle legitimately thinks avacados are called "guacamoles."

Theme song: http://t.co/m4bwe1YP RT @AmberLynnWalker "talk nerdy to me"

Or, more aptly, I can't believe she'd be caught dead in that. RT @WendyLiebman I can't believe she went out in that.

Ah, so these pigs are male and domesticated, then. #collectivenounsarefun RT @AmberTozer a herd of pigs

You're not the only one. RT @Janina Tell me I'm not the only one ...

Trying to get elected King of Norway? RT @ActionChick WORST reason to go to Comic-Con?

Well, maybe they should be kept refrigerated after opening, then. RT @milynnsarley @ClareGrant the Unicorns are ALL going bad

For one thing. it totally talks shit about you behind your back. RT @ActionPhoebe Peanut butter...Is NOT my friend.

I think you're meant to imagine the audience in their underwear, not have them imagine you that way. RT @saraschaefer1 matching bra/panties

Such a Hulk would lack credibility. He would B an incredible Hulk: http://t.co/tCA1KZLG RT @saraschaefer1 hulk but he's all quiet&whispering

Sarcasm is my weapon -- Zombies hate that. http://t.co/8xXwNPkH RT @xplay What do you grab?

How about bagpipes? RT @jenny_wade if your band doesn't have an accordion, or a sitar, or a baby xylophone, or a pitched bass marching drum

"And here, of course, is your bridesmaid burqa -- Enjoy." RT @iliza If brides always want bridesmaids to look less pretty than them

Not&make it funny. RT @saraschaefer1 Hey, is there a way of making a joke on twitter by asking if something totally cliche/overdone exists?

Careful: Don't point the blaster at the deck. RT @alisonhaislip This is my ride to Comic Con