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wyldride

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  1. Maybe -- Do you smell blackened toast? RT @thegynomite Am I having a slow seizure?

  2. Where are rat hoarders when you need them: http://t.co/QvtV6Cub ;) RT @SabrinaJalees 32 million rats with nowhere to go

  3. At best the Emperor's new apprentice could be seen as a sideways move. http://t.co/Pyc6IjzC

  4. How expensive is Electoral College? Do I need a scholarship? How's their football team?

  5. I favorited a @YouTube video http://t.co/s7s5zquF Bitch In Kitchen Ep #3 "I Believe in a Thing Called Love" by The Darkness

  6. Vamp-curious? RT @iliza How do I know what blood tastes like?

  7. Seems kinda sensible, actually. Now, if they'd asked U2 host a Presidential debate... ;) RT @louisck Hosting SNL tonight. How crazy is that?

  8. I think it would be hilarious to be a panelist on the new Match Game on The Comedy Network bc people would be like "Who the hell is that?!?"

  9. Today's the end of daylight savings time so remember: If you complain about daylight savings time now that it's over, you look like a moron.

  10. So she already followed you. ;) RT @WendyLiebman Opened for you in MA in the 80s. “@Shawn_Colvin: I need to follow more people"

  11. How come more video games aren't 2nd person shooters?

  12. No new episode of YHTBT to retweet this week, so I'm posting this song that only has the name in common: http://t.co/YXQtnsaj --Just because

  13. That really is the worst part: http://t.co/cXD7Sbd1 RT @paulammarshall If I never hear the word POLL again it will be too soon

  14. Never give up hope. ;) RT @alysiawood i hope to be a rich white dude one day

  15. "I'm going to Disney World!" http://t.co/bVhl3M0b

  16. Nobody was more pleased about the recent acquisition of LucasFilms than Walt, himself. http://t.co/mXr9sN12

  17. I knew the 2nd my dad suggested painting the wall, now the toilet was out of the way, I'd end up leaning against it while tilling the floor.

  18. Dicky Glaser. ;) RT Barista: Can I get your name? Me: Nikki. Barista: Dicky? Dicky: Yeah, that's fine. http://t.co/cfMODzaw

  19. Were they illegal mattresses because someone removed the tags? RT @AmberTozer One time I started an illegal mattress business

  20. Just ask Sidra from Seinfeld. RT RT @iliza My boobs are real http://t.co/OfqJ50uH

  21. I liked a @YouTube video from @geekandsundry http://t.co/le0TIoJS Bach To The Future - Felicia Day & Tom Lenk

  22. "Heals coldsores in as little as 4.1 days" Uh, can we just say about 4 days? No 1 measures in 1/10 days. How precise do we need 2B here?

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