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Starting to see ads for Inside @amyschumer airing in Canada on The Comedy Network. Can't wait. Also, see her on @jimmyfallon tonight.

Statue of Limitations @NikkiGlaser @jennyjaffe http://t.co/Qd875kxevI

Steve Guttenberg. Note: It's the Stonecutters. RT @ActionChick Which actors' success can only be explained by the work of dark forces?

Still Not Famous -- Yet #sadsequels

Still, it's tricky 2 tape a telephoto lens 2 an iPhone. RT @NikkiGlaser It's cute how they're still trying 2 sell cameras as their own thing

Story on @chelsealately about a guy smuggling drugs in his crotch&his bag. Isn't that pretty much redundant?

Such a Hulk would lack credibility. He would B an incredible Hulk: http://t.co/tCA1KZLG RT @saraschaefer1 hulk but he's all quiet&whispering

Sure. Think of the children of therapists it put through college. RT @TheDaniStew Has couples therapy ever actually helped anyone?

Surprise mosh pit, drunkies! RT @AmberTozer dance move where I push drunk people around

Surprise she didn't work in a bit of Thriller dance: http://t.co/pSQQxtrG RT @wilw Everything U ever wanted 2 know about stupid Doctor Hanna

Ted was a funny movie, but I wish that, instead of hiring the guy that does Peter Griffin's voice, they'd gotten the guy who does Brian's.

That explains the Bette Davis eyes. Weird that U keep them on your nightstand, tho. RT @AmberTozer I'll tell everyone I'm a former CIA agent

That explains the gorilla suit. RT @NikoleZ I'm a sheep

That really is the worst part: http://t.co/cXD7Sbd1 RT @paulammarshall If I never hear the word POLL again it will be too soon

That's how Scotty Anton means it: http://t.co/oKiqbg2Q RT @bifnaked When one says "Give The Clap" I believe this means "applause"

That's it: I'm starting a fantasy stand up league. RT @iliza r u talking about fantasy football

That's just short sighted. Crazy is a renewable resource. RT @katetowne Every one of my boyfriends ever

That's my life philosophy. It works about like you'd expect. RT @iliza Isn't "suffering from delusion" the same as "ignorance is bliss"?

That's so she can sing from her diaphragm. RT @MinaThorne This girl singing karaoke's ... Yep she had no panties on.

That's why I wrote my own signature randomizer. RT @cheezitslut You're only as funny as the "sent from" device in your email signature

The average Canadian sees a lot of American TV via cable/satellite&would recognize the brand. RT @iliza joke involving "using a CVS card"

The Bourne Lagasse #twothingsawkwardlycombinedfornoreason

The Dark Knight Rises. RT @skydart With a bat

The dentist probably ran out of the red pills and had to give you a blue one. RT @laylakayleigh coming out of The Matrix

The Gluten Gang! RT @iliza Is this a gang thing?