wyldride

No reason we can't celebrate both, though. RT @emmacaulfield & not why aliens should blow us up

I haven't seen Skyfall, but from the trailer I assume when Bond jumps in2 that train, some1 says, "Seriously, what the fuck is wrong w/U?!?"

#RejectedBondTitles Octomommy

Love that movie: Especially the end when Darth @cheezitslut saves @wyldride Skywalker from the Emperor&they make out bc they're not related

Why would anyone not want to date @WhitneyCummings? Wait -- How much does that pay, again?

Y buy when you can build your own: http://t.co/AJDgKldr RT @DepressedDarth @AmberLily Unless a store is selling lightsabers on Black Friday

"When I'm watching you eat shrimp," RT @saraschaefer1 @NikkiGlaser YHTBT #88 @EricHutchinson http://t.co/5oaSa0GP http://t.co/cQmzpPaH

2 Canadian pop acts on the Grey Cup halftime lineup that were discovered on YouTube. http://t.co/KKsQ7QIV #whatrtheodds i#100greycup

Amazing! Wire to wire&never really in doubt. Toronto 35, Calgary 22. Corning was just plain shut down&Glenn never got started. i#100greycup

The problem with deep frying a turkey, as I see it, is getting that much batter to stay on it long enough to get it in the oil.

The scene where Jar Jar joins Bilbo and the dwarves on their quest was thankfully nixed. http://t.co/4tQOCqic

Robin Hood flour: Bake from the rich; feed to the poor.

Of course you do. @teamunicornftw is the loveliest of all. #irishrovers RT @Rileah unicorns do exist

Hey, Christina, I don't know what you were doing in that bathroom stall in the Your Body video, but that is not what the Toilet Duck is for.

Bad planning? RT @cheezitslut #whyarentyouhere

Just so you know, Toyota, that's not how I'd build the Tundra. I'd use machines. I wouldn't try to stretch components with my bare hands.

Dice box contents. RT @GeekandSundry Send us pictures of your dice collection http://t.co/xLpkgW2d

This is the kind of thing I meant. It's merely an example based on last year's. RT @cheezitslut Oh, it's ON. http://t.co/NXk7AxjW

And wax cylinders. RT @cheezitslut First generation iPhones play records, right? http://t.co/EyY9mwQX

G4tv in Canada just showed a blank "coming up next" graphic. I have to assume that's oddly prescient of the channel post @aots #aots

I don't know how you could say that. RT @cheezitslut "Because I would eat you fucking alive you pussy," http://t.co/b5O8F77B

RT @meganamram What's the exchange rate of toys to tots?

Breakfast at Tiffany's: Maybe having the general feeling that you both watched&enjoyed the same movie isn't the best basis 4 a relationship.

Ready! RT @iliza 2morrow I'm going oversees to entertain the troops http://t.co/vQS9gkLp

My wants are: For them not to call it that. RT @ActionChick wants for the #Expendabelles movie