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Well, no -- Not with that kind of attitude it's not. RT @feliciaday "Hentai is NOT a color!"

I liked a @YouTube video from @nittwitstv http://t.co/beBVkssU #nitTWITS - Skinny Jeans

I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/0ahVuqlf How Many People Have You Slept With? - We Should Break Up Ep. 2

http://t.co/fnsdyDEe RT @avacowan @nicole_weeks @aloha_izzie @BioLayne More Cowbell

Maybe a whole @teamunicornftw http://t.co/S8yyuc4O RT @RealMichelleT maybe I'll see a unicorn.

There's a movie coming out next year called Hell Baby, which I can only assume is a prequel to Hellboy.

Apocalypse, No! #december21stmovies

See: I told you it's not the end of the wo--

How bad must your product suck if you have to make up a silly, imaginary product to find something that yours compares favourably to?

Hey, radio ad, giving your girlfriend who loves to shop a gift certificate is a great idea, but you ruin it when it's for Jean Coutu.

"Your body is a winter wonderland." - John Mayer Claus

Django and Cash #weirdcrossovermovies http://t.co/eXtHD5gK

"That dress you're wearing would look great on my bedroom floor. Any idea if they make it in its size?"

It turns out Scrooge was allergic ... http://t.co/RGctQHKE

I hear a spaceman came travelling ...: http://t.co/cHpdBAUN

So, when do we stop wishing each other Happy New b'ak'tun, again? Asking for a friend.

Kim was surprised the Kanye blurted out the news of their pregnancy. Yeah, because if he's known for 1 thing, it's keeping things 2 himself.

"I just met you, and may be crazy, but here's my blacklist: Commie maybe?" - Sen. McCarthy

Happy new year. Remember, kids -- Don't drink and dial: http://t.co/4yMmSefk

Pet owners often spell out V-E-T so their dog doesn't know where they're really headed. Is that why we also spell out 0-B-G-Y-N?

"You played it for her; you can play it for me: Everybody mambo!" #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue

Overshadowed by her stroking the shaft. RT @saraschaefer1 Not sure my point about Hot Buns hair product was clear http://t.co/Gl6068kt

"Gaga googoo" #FirstWordProblems

Now getting into a Nissan Ultima is even easier -- Some of our models even come equiped with doors, now.

OK -- But, what am I gonna do with all this engagement merch? http://t.co/7nYz0hCX