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If Bill Shatner has an iPhone, do you think he has to keep taking it back to the Apple store because he keeps talking Siri to death?

I like my Coffee -- Crisp. RT @AnneWheaton You like coffee? I LIKE COFFEE. #VandalEyes http://t.co/kIxq3oTB

Reboot of the Legs video, at least? RT ZZ Top needs to get their shit together and write another song about me http://t.co/wTdCekx9

Lance Armstrong admits to using rugs? That's a hairpiece? OK, I was fine with the doping, but you've lost me, pal. You're on your own.

Now, see, I got you these snacks ... RT @cheezitslut That's like eating movie theatre nachos without jalapenos. http://t.co/f5O7ImeA

Yay! I made it onto the final episode of @aots 3-4 seconds of the Around the Net song (http://t.co/Rp3k91kB) at 33:57.

So, in the UK there was some horse DNA in with the ground beef. Somebody was really hungry and thought, "Ooh--You know what I could eat ..."

Maybe don't go with a 12000x11328 gif as your avatar if you don't want me to block you for screwing up my @ replies. #justsayin

Listened to the 2 part Gabe Newell episode of the @nerdist podcast. You know what? I could go w/ some @skydart on more episodes. #justsayin

Happy birthday, my sweet @cheezitslut . Will you do me this the greatest of honours: http://t.co/ikdmfrQ5 #marryme #bemyiwife #pleaseRT

I guess I'm saying U should watch the show, if it's available in UR area. If not http://t.co/LvmDuEKv #nikkiandsaralive #IWantMyNikkiAndSara

Goodbye message from the Attack of the Show fans: http://t.co/SA7wsRxG #maycontainwyldride

I wish people wouldn't anthropomorphise gadgets by saying things like "they died on me." Say, "they went to live on a farm" instead.

I would if @mtvcanada would air it in Canada. #IWantMyNikkiAndSara RT @NikkiGlaser SET YOUR DVRS PLEASE http://t.co/ZF3Dfy8t

So, somebody's totally gonna do a parody of that Clydesdale ad where the horse just runs the dude over and keeps going, right? 'Cause funny

A breakup sext is a thing, right? Asking for a friend.

She broke up with me by Twitter: http://t.co/MAkLsByL

I suddenly have a better understanding of Jason Alexander.

I'm watching mtvdigital's live broadcast on @Ustream! Come join me http://t.co/EpgVqcFg !

Let @mtvcanada know U want Nikki&Sara LIVE 2 air in Canada: http://t.co/LvmDuEKv #pleaseRT #IWantMyNikkiAndSara @NikkiGlaser @saraschaefer1

I'm so high on you http://t.co/GF69yZBb

The Penultimate Starfighter #lesserfilms

I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/ZK3518ID Brooke Drives Cheezitslut to the Bar

I never anthropomorphize the universe -- It hates it when I do that. Having said that: Lay off @cheezitslut you big meanie, #baduniversebad

Hey, if I can't show a bit of sideboob at the Oscars, I'm just not going.