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Underground in the London Underground. #ravolox RT @mariancall Still soliciting ideas here

Unless describing a Minotaur, in which case have at it. RT @NikkiGlaser Let's all simmer down on our usage of "amazing".

Unless it's the Hair Club for Men. RT @SaraUnderwood If you are trying to fit in a club, just shake your head back and forth

Unless it's, like, an opportunity to eat an apple. RT @laylakayleigh because for the most part opportunities just don't fall from trees

Upside: It entitles you to wear a cape RT @morgan_murphy Oh no, just entered all my symptoms into WebMD & it turns out I'm "super retarded."

Use origami to fold it into an ice cream sandwich? RT @NikkiGlaser Do what you want with that information!

Vamp-curious? RT @iliza How do I know what blood tastes like?

Wait -- Where are you inserting the clever hash tag? RT @TheDaniStew #insertcleverhastaghere

Wait -- Who am I meant to be inside, again? RT @amyschumer tweet me a pic of you watching #InsideAmy http://t.co/o0Y1NVbY9n

Wanna see a movie where as stripper tries doing something respectable&then decides "Screw it! Taking my clothes off 4 money is way more fun"

Was the joke sponge worthy? RT @jenmurphycomedy Just wrote a joke about a dishwashing sponge

Watching @MarianCall doing a bit of "karaoke" on http://t.co/rbHsDtEVR5 #loveandharmony http://t.co/XNvbYctPx7

Watching the #CFL regular season opener. #onlyleaguethatmatters

Way too old for his tastes. RT @morgan_murphy hot, young cop?

We know she has the inevitable power walk down: http://t.co/Qw9fwmZH RT @ActionChick Don't know. Rose McGowan (planet terror) 4 Expendables?

We'll send this to remind her: http://t.co/diDFgx9V RT @AmberTozer Taylor Swift if u get back together w/ that guy

We've been meaning to ask you: Please stop eating hotel room beds. RT @aprilmacie in to a hotel I get two beds. One for eatin'

Well -- He has two of something. RT @carolzara I didn't know he had boobs

Well -- Let me know if there's any change in her condition. #GameOfThrones

Well -- That just seems like an arbitrary rule. RT @SabrinaJalees #BreakUpIf his ringtone is another woman having an orgasm.

Well it is a renewable resource. RT @aprilmacie I operate on spite

Well it was a lot of milk&represented his family's livelihood RT @ZooeyDeschanel Wondering about the guy who actually cried over spilt milk?

Well, alright ... RT @SabrinaJalees I'm not interested in your video unless it's NSFW

Well, at least it's not a dead cockatrice. Those things cause no end of trouble. http://t.co/kmNzCwuI RT @iliza IT'S A DEAD COCKROACH

Well, he makes a good point. RT @alysiawood "you no es anchovies. Drink vodka."