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"I'm thinking of going into couples therapy -- With my therapist. That's a thing, right?" #livetweetyhtbt97

All I'm sayin' is the Grey Cup manages to keep the lights on every single year.

Fishboy, Jr. #clydesdales

"Even their fish sandwich has seahorse in it." - John Richardson, 8 out of 10 Cats

I liked a @YouTube video from @JakeLX http://t.co/gDX8Nc4H Nikki & Sara Live! Review

Happy Jennimas. Just print and fold. @NikkiGlaser Is everyone having a good Jennifer Aniston's birthday? http://t.co/OUcyY6OF

So, the pope resigned just after joining twitter? Dude, you can't read your @ replies if you're gonna take them personally.

The New Girl meets the Harlem Shake -- And it gets weird http://t.co/5n9gkUsT

What does the red spectrum tell us about Quasars? #WeirdSecurityQuestions

#WeirdSecurityQuestions What does it got in its pockets, precious?]

My Harlem Shake has proven effective in keeping everyone out of my yard.

I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/6nkbHJjOPc Nikki & Sara's Harlem Shake

I liked a @YouTube video from @nittwitstv http://t.co/mFRQBqQ9 #nitTWITS - Wreck League

The IOC want to remove wrestling from the Olympics. Uh, how about wrestling stays and the IOC is removed?

Like the Harlem Shake -- But kilted http://t.co/hZbJqTVS

Well, I wouldn't go that far, YouTube. (cc @NikkiGlaser) http://t.co/2IRGpCQ6

"I actually preferred Saved by the Bell: The New Class." - No one, ever.

Just 'cause it's overdone is not reason not to run it further into the ground. Well, it is, but still: http://t.co/7LMBbk1X

So, wait -- Is it doctor who, or doctor whom? #objectivecase

Still Not Famous -- Yet #sadsequels

Anteater Shake http://t.co/tbyYc7SOX1

Looper: The Kid, Part Two #sadsequels

I don't know what kind of falling out Amanda Bynes has had with her vagina, but asking Drake to assassinate it is no kind of solution.

I favorited a @YouTube video http://t.co/FKycDB8M5Q Lady Comic Slumber Party

Sleep like no one's watching.