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"So, there's horse in the food @ Taco Bell." "You mean like the problem they're having in Europe?" "No--It's always been horse @ Taco Bell."

I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/amjgTGkjP2 For the Win - Team Unicorn (Featuring Weird Al Yankovic, Aisha Tyler, Grant Imahara)

I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/Fqdq63jv77 Bitch In Kitchen: Episode #4 "All I Really Want"

I favorited a @YouTube video http://t.co/33PhFwIXEj PDA: Public Display of Affliction

I know they just picked a New Pope, but is it too soon to start campaigning for them to bring back Pope Classic?

"Geez, calm down, Ozzy -- Don't bite my head off!" - A bat

Congrats to the movie "In Time" for their Floppy Award win in the category of "Most Confusing Use of @oliviawilde" http://t.co/NirmHIiJCg

I'm watching this: http://t.co/LcagCWTU5L #NikkiAndSaraLive #IWantMyNikkiAndSara

"Who's the horse, now?"

(Also, while we're all in a page liking mood, like https://t.co/fK7PlVJ4Dy just for the hell of it.)

I favorited a @YouTube video http://t.co/Fqdq63jv77 Bitch In Kitchen Ep #4: "All I Really Want"

#NSLFailedMemes Also, any of these: http://t.co/FJosLSDDiu http://t.co/5kODOGRqW3 http://t.co/PuMZWvISAg http://t.co/QLoivSHF1v

Everyone mentions having 1st world problems, but no one mentions 2nd world problems. They're about the same, but 2nd world problems have you

I'm not an early bird. #firstwormproblems

So, is Jon Hamm starring in the remake of Night Patrol? http://t.co/dwcX2QQ7VY #isittrue

"Always a bridesmaid, never the pope." - Someone not entirely clear on the process.

Lady Gaga has a gold plated wheelchair, but I'm waiting until she gets well enough to get around w/her crutches&C3PO costume from Paparazzi.

So if Drake isn't keen, I'm assuming Amanda's vagina is just gonna have to commit suicide.

Happy St. Patty's Day: http://t.co/1wX9VL5zbB

#NikkiAndSaraLIVE "Why did the ex-Pope cross the road?" "He didn't. If he did, he'd leave Vatican City jurisdiction." #ilikealaugh

You're so vane, you probably think this wind is about you.

Maybe I'll finally be able to get rid of some of this ... http://t.co/5Z1qfLM9x9

"I cazn't believes you sez dat?!?" RT @cheezitslut "You're my favorite." http://t.co/zfv4UTaccO

#NSLFailedMemes Just because it's destined to fail doesn't mean I shouldn't knowyourmeme it: http://t.co/LQhAXPd33G #probablydoesthough

I want a Sleaze Steak http://t.co/8FWUFzto8p