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Plus maintaining a twitter account, as so few cats are capable of doing. RT @captain_thecat A kitty who is still around.

Aww--Take some HaunchQuil and hopefully you'll feel better. RT @iliza I got my haunch caught in a revolving door and now I'm laid up

I was feeling euphoric, so she left. And she took the last of the euphore with her. RT @AmberTozer If you feel euphoric at night

Cool -- But why do I have to sign over power of attorney to you? RT @cheezitslut I think I'd make a pretty solid assistant life coach.

Probably got into the bath salts first. #zombiedog RT @alisonhaislip my dog chewing on a bloody tampon

I call it height washing. RT @sandeepparikh Isn't getting full-sized people to play dwarves in Snow White, just a little black-facey?

Can U pet them, and hug them and feed them apples? RT @milynnsarley YOU can murder ALL of @teamunicornftw in Diablo 3

Ah -- A computer themed establishment, I take it. RT @cheezitslut Got talked into going to Big Wangs

How did you get a homemade iPhone? RT @pariskennedy Homemade iPhone porno = cool.

The sky is only blue about 1/2 the time. It's black a lot RT @SarahKSilverman Do we all have to agree the sky is blue for the sky to be blue

What the?!? How do you make a film for 2 million and only gross $30? http://t.co/blHoaILo I've seen it. What did they spend that money on?

I had to be somewhere: http://t.co/ge8HjZYi #YHTBT #there #thatsit #there #youhadtobetheretoo

I refer to mine as strays. I mean, in theory ... RT @cheezitslut If I ever adopt a kid I'm gonna tell everyone that it's a rescue.

I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/e84BYQCl #nitTWITS - Ashes to Ashes

And wash it down the milkshake diet. RT @cheezitslut There was once something adults bought into called "the cookie diet."

"Don't mention the gluten. I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it." RT @NikkiGlaser How about Gluten-free conversation?

Beta doors in a beta guild hall? RT @GeekandSundry what could they be for

He's terrible at the "guess who" game. He didn't cover your eyes at all. RT @NauticaThorn Nice photo bomb creepy guy.

Me: I'd rather be fictional: http://t.co/NMaqff3M RT @bonniemcfarlane People who keep it real can fuck off.

When man messes with nature ... RT @NikkiGlaser The proliferation of camel toe and the extinction of the 70s bush are undoubtedly correlated

Luckily, there's always room for it. RT @iliza a packet of jello pudding should be added to everything in life

Clowns traditionally have sad faces, not smiles. RT @SarahKSilverman Call clowns what they really are- smiling murderers

They could probably use a bit of cologne, though. RT @micheleboyd I thought I was reading Wired, not Vogue

Clearly too hot if you're setting yourself on fire. RT @CandaceBailey5 Yup! That's @Jessica 's hair http://t.co/xXCJeFzc

Well -- He has two of something. RT @carolzara I didn't know he had boobs