wyldride

Ah, yes -- The patent system. RT @AmberTozer When all else fails just point out the obvious and pretend it's a smart discovery.

What if I wear Romper Stomper shoes?: http://t.co/v8XHPCif RT @ashleeadams if you're shorter than me when I'm wearing high heels.

"It's much better than Cats. I'm gonna see it again&again" RT @alysiawood This is Y I live in Los Angeles. #tonyclifton http://t.co/BOGAv9d9

Is it possible the police just caught that guy in New Jersey mid Chicken Song?: http://t.co/VZ5HHjLl

The Gluten Gang! RT @iliza Is this a gang thing?

So close -- Everything on the checklist but the last two items. RT @iliza If you can not annoy me and be really hot- I'll marry you

"Good Dogs Go to Heaven, But Rabid Dogs Go Everywhere." - Meat Loaf's Dog RT @AmberTozer Old Yeller are you in dog heaven

I asked Principal Snyder what he thought was behind the Cannibal attack in Miami. He suggested, "Gang related -- PCP." #MiamiZombie

"Quick! Golden Girls is on. It's one of the episodes with Dreyfuss!" RT @iliza http://t.co/roI3yVTC

#MiamiZombie #MiamiGhoul Got both covered: http://t.co/HEQTzLrj

I could certainly manage not contributing&being on tv without any reason to be. RT @aprilmacie could you be an honorary Kardashian?

I think they were thinking of a different "ped" word. RT @iliza I know I'm a 15 yr old boy but this is HILARIOUS! http://t.co/Z7arF6Bw

"Do I get a rose now?" RT @iliza at least 3 of the contestants on the #Bachelorette help me out at the Encino Verizon Store

The average Canadian sees a lot of American TV via cable/satellite&would recognize the brand. RT @iliza joke involving "using a CVS card"

Is dog comfort ever really wasted money? RT @iliza a big waste of money

"I'm not a jukebox, but I do play one on TV." RT @iliza I don't always play a jukebox, but when I do- I play Nu Shooz

A Quorum of Solace? RT @saraschaefer1 Comedy shows have the lowest quorum of all the quorums

Great! I love Sharking week! RT @mariancall Shark week preparations

"This is why we can't have good tech!" RT @natalimorris Like mother, like daughter!

Probably the same way Bugs always tricked Daffy into agreeing it was duck season. RT @iliza Why is it open season on my blackberry

/. -- Informative and some amusingly mis-summarized articles. RT @ActionChick Which nerdy news sites do you visit most consistently?

Well, he makes a good point. RT @alysiawood "you no es anchovies. Drink vodka."

195 (because it's C3 in hexidecimal). Don't see it catching on with Bill&Ted, though. RT @NikkiGlaser 69... but with foot massages

Close. I don't get that channel. Might not be same ep in Canada, anyway. RT @NikkiGlaser Tune in if you a near a television, awake, and care

Don't count your dragons B4 they're hatched RT @Eliza_Coupe Jon Snow's out. Rob Stark's in. (and by 'In', yes, I mean IN me.) #gameofthrones