wyldride

Kilted Man Candy #nikkiandsaralive #igotpeepsinmysporranandidontknowwhattodowiththem http://t.co/QMoxNirk2j

Hunan Centipede #weirdasianhorrorremake

Story on @chelsealately about a guy smuggling drugs in his crotch&his bag. Isn't that pretty much redundant?

April Fool's day is a great opportunity to send out Dick pics. It's all about choosing the right picture of Nixon to do the job.

Starting to see ads for Inside @amyschumer airing in Canada on The Comedy Network. Can't wait. Also, see her on @jimmyfallon tonight.

Happy Tartan Day @cheezitslut http://t.co/mU7Y20GI2h

"I'd only go on Plenty of Fish if I was trying to date a mermaid." #yhtbt

I liked a @YouTube video from @nittwitstv http://t.co/wytqkxMwAj #nitTWITS - Gratitude List

Happy Easter! http://t.co/YbwNdYytVD

I thought I was the official animal of Scotland. #citationneeded RT @teamunicornftw The Unicorn is the official animal of Scotland.

Today is Good Friday: The day we morn the assassination of the Easter Bunny by Archduke Ferdinand of the Egg Kingdom. #citationneeded

I may be overusing the #citationneeded hashtag. #citationneeded

Well, I guess she didn't answer it on the day in question. http://t.co/6tVNK1Cr82

"Late Night with @iliza Shlesinger" has a certain ring to it. Someone get on that, will you?

Nothing like random huge ass bugs showing up in your house. This one wanted to take a bath. A fly swatter bath. http://t.co/Y0hA7aZmmE

April Showers bring May Flowers but I'm not sure what kind of shit this is bringing ... http://t.co/M2PIzQFqff

Can't wait 4 the finale of #NikkiAndSaraLive. Will @NikkiGlaser B shot? Will @saraschaefer1 be assimilated by the Borg? Watch @mtv&find out.

"Hold on to your pubes, bitches -- It's gonna be @wyldride." - @NikkiGlaser "Wait--Whose pubes am I to hold onto?!?" - @wyldride

I'm not saying @feliciaday sandbagged every other game of Resistance so she could get @wilw's trust&beat him at it on Table Top ...

Happy 6017th Birthday, Earth. #citationneeded

Dude: Result! #soproud RT @cheezitslut "A photo of me in a bra holding a guitar got reblogged on a porn site. ... I’m famous!"

I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/UCFEHdvahR Game Changers - Lock Picking

"I hate the early bird." #firstwormproblems

May the Fourth Be With You: http://t.co/4yH8a1dHB2 #maythefourthbewithyou #starwarsday

Wait -- Who am I meant to be inside, again? RT @amyschumer tweet me a pic of you watching #InsideAmy http://t.co/o0Y1NVbY9n