wyldride

So, is Jon Hamm starring in the remake of Night Patrol? http://t.co/dwcX2QQ7VY #isittrue

Maybe I'll finally be able to get rid of some of this ... http://t.co/5Z1qfLM9x9

#NikkiAndSaraLIVE "Why did the ex-Pope cross the road?" "He didn't. If he did, he'd leave Vatican City jurisdiction." #ilikealaugh

#NSLFailedMemes Just because it's destined to fail doesn't mean I shouldn't knowyourmeme it: http://t.co/LQhAXPd33G #probablydoesthough

You're so vane, you probably think this wind is about you.

Happy St. Patty's Day: http://t.co/1wX9VL5zbB

Lady Gaga has a gold plated wheelchair, but I'm waiting until she gets well enough to get around w/her crutches&C3PO costume from Paparazzi.

"Always a bridesmaid, never the pope." - Someone not entirely clear on the process.

I know they just picked a New Pope, but is it too soon to start campaigning for them to bring back Pope Classic?

I'm watching this: http://t.co/LcagCWTU5L #NikkiAndSaraLive #IWantMyNikkiAndSara

I'm not an early bird. #firstwormproblems

Everyone mentions having 1st world problems, but no one mentions 2nd world problems. They're about the same, but 2nd world problems have you

#NSLFailedMemes Also, any of these: http://t.co/FJosLSDDiu http://t.co/5kODOGRqW3 http://t.co/PuMZWvISAg http://t.co/QLoivSHF1v

I favorited a @YouTube video http://t.co/Fqdq63jv77 Bitch In Kitchen Ep #4: "All I Really Want"

(Also, while we're all in a page liking mood, like https://t.co/fK7PlVJ4Dy just for the hell of it.)

"Who's the horse, now?"

Congrats to the movie "In Time" for their Floppy Award win in the category of "Most Confusing Use of @oliviawilde" http://t.co/NirmHIiJCg

I favorited a @YouTube video http://t.co/FKycDB8M5Q Lady Comic Slumber Party

I favorited a @YouTube video http://t.co/33PhFwIXEj PDA: Public Display of Affliction

I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/Fqdq63jv77 Bitch In Kitchen: Episode #4 "All I Really Want"

I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/amjgTGkjP2 For the Win - Team Unicorn (Featuring Weird Al Yankovic, Aisha Tyler, Grant Imahara)

"So, there's horse in the food @ Taco Bell." "You mean like the problem they're having in Europe?" "No--It's always been horse @ Taco Bell."

Sleep like no one's watching.

Looper: The Kid, Part Two #sadsequels

Still Not Famous -- Yet #sadsequels