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Yes, and how he gets everyone around him to share in his delusion. RT @mindykaling It is an examination of an unhinged Notre Dame fan, no?

Yes, but I'm sure it's a co-incidence. RT @morgan_murphy you're dead to me

Yes, but it's hard to qualify: They have very low standards. RT @WendyLiebman Are there professional limbo dancers?

Yes, but they are really just a bunch of butterflies glued together. RT @saraschaefer1 does Lady Gaga have to wear pants to jury duty?

Yes. But don't tell Pluto. We totally didn't invite them. They just whine about being demoted, anyway. RT @AmberTozer is this a planet party

You can get a plain "what?!?" if that helps at all. #imconfused #dontknow RT @ClareKramer if you know what I mean! Can I get a what what?!

You can't kill something that's already dead. RT @aprilmacie I thought it just killed her thirst for knowledge

You could try chicken strips instead. I'm sure they'd like that, just to change things up. RT @HannahGansen seeing me eat fish sticks naked

You eat whatever Tammy eats? RT @WendyLiebman Pescatarian?

You know drapes are a thing, right? RT @amypaffrath Whoever lives across from me sees me naked at least twice a day

You know how Nikki's slumber parties can get: http://t.co/eJHKWSql RT @WendyLiebman SLUMBER PARTY!

You know, when they sell you Hallowe'en candy in August, they totally know you're just gonna eat that all yourself&buy more in October.

You should at least carry a snake to make up for it: http://t.co/kn7Y0XXG RT @AmberTozer you disappoint everyone by not being a real snake

You should certainly remind your dog to go out and get one. Perhaps offer suggestions. RT @AngieGreenup my dog still doesn't have a costume

You should try air: It's much easier to breath than mouths. RT @iliza I'm gonna say it, I'm a mouth breather.

You'd think there's be a word for that role. RT @NikkiGlaser Every new Muse song is about Kate Hudson

You're not the only one. RT @Janina Tell me I'm not the only one ...

You're so vane, you probably think this wind is about you.

Your body is a firework. #katyperryjohnmayermashup RT @NikkiGlaser Fire works.