wyldride
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So we won't be hyphenating then--I take it? #forprobablyadifferentreason RT @cheezitslut I don't trust any man w/ a hyphenated last name.
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He probably did it to be funny: He knew you did stand up comedy. #groan RT @SabrinaJalees You stand me up on a craigslist buy?
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Couldn't disagree more: http://t.co/4buQR05S RT @FightClubBunny Plaid is BAD http://t.co/z43wjO8e
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Lannisters always pay their debts. I'm a rich noble. Pay my ransom&you will be rewarded handsomely in return. RT @mariancall #JunkRavens
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"Also--I smacked his kid." RT @AmberTozer "He checked nanny cams to see if I smacked his kid & discovered that I have IT"
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Breakinger new: The man who shot the Tupac hologram, has been shot. RT @carolzara Breaking news: Hologram Tupac has been shot.
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To be fair "twitter follower" does not give one the authority to do that, anyway. RT @WendyLiebman thank you for not having me committed
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I've always thought so. #beingmeantopixleythatis http://t.co/mPCTqcbI RT @mariancall You, sir, deserve merch just for being.
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Don't run into him if he starts doing the robot. RT @cheezitslut The guy on the bike in front of me must want to ask the teacher a question
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Don't believe everything you dear. RT @cheezitslut Don't believe everything you read. Especially you, dyslexics.
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Then nutritionists are understating it. RT @cheezitslut When nutritionists talk about "the good fat" they're usually referring to my ass
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Well, OK, as long as you're providing the sugar. RT @SaraUnderwood @aots Tune is please. Pretty please? With sugar on top? #aots
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Confusingly, Garbage calls John Mayer "Jennifer Aniston". RT @NikkiGlaser John Mayer Calls... Jennifer Aniston... 'Garbage'
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There's only so much photons blocked by rock can do--Or not do. RT @trutriciahelfer Ok, that eclipse was uneventful.