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So we won't be hyphenating then--I take it? #forprobablyadifferentreason RT @cheezitslut I don't trust any man w/ a hyphenated last name.

Only the first line is true: September 23 - October 22 RT @iliza what makes a Libra

He probably did it to be funny: He knew you did stand up comedy. #groan RT @SabrinaJalees You stand me up on a craigslist buy?

Couldn't disagree more: http://t.co/4buQR05S RT @FightClubBunny Plaid is BAD http://t.co/z43wjO8e

Funny ha-ha or funny peculiar? RT @Jackiefabulous Please come support funny vaginas

Lannisters always pay their debts. I'm a rich noble. Pay my ransom&you will be rewarded handsomely in return. RT @mariancall #JunkRavens

"Also--I smacked his kid." RT @AmberTozer "He checked nanny cams to see if I smacked his kid & discovered that I have IT"

I dunno--How imaginary are these hamsters? Aw, heck, sure. Go for it. RT @iliza acting like imaginary hamsters

Breakinger new: The man who shot the Tupac hologram, has been shot. RT @carolzara Breaking news: Hologram Tupac has been shot.

Maybe jazz it up next time w/a subplot about taxation of trade routes. RT @iliza I can't believe no one liked my brine shrimp story

Fifty Shades of Greys: The abduction and anal probing has a distinct BDSM kink to it.

To be fair "twitter follower" does not give one the authority to do that, anyway. RT @WendyLiebman thank you for not having me committed

I've always thought so. #beingmeantopixleythatis http://t.co/mPCTqcbI RT @mariancall You, sir, deserve merch just for being.

Don't run into him if he starts doing the robot. RT @cheezitslut The guy on the bike in front of me must want to ask the teacher a question

Don't believe everything you dear. RT @cheezitslut Don't believe everything you read. Especially you, dyslexics.

Then nutritionists are understating it. RT @cheezitslut When nutritionists talk about "the good fat" they're usually referring to my ass

Well, OK, as long as you're providing the sugar. RT @SaraUnderwood @aots Tune is please. Pretty please? With sugar on top? #aots

Confusingly, Garbage calls John Mayer "Jennifer Aniston". RT @NikkiGlaser John Mayer Calls... Jennifer Aniston... 'Garbage'

There's only so much photons blocked by rock can do--Or not do. RT @trutriciahelfer Ok, that eclipse was uneventful.