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I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/ZK3518ID Brooke Drives Cheezitslut to the Bar

Goodbye message from the Attack of the Show fans: http://t.co/SA7wsRxG #maycontainwyldride

I'm watching mtvdigital's live broadcast on @Ustream! Come join me http://t.co/EpgVqcFg !

I wish people wouldn't anthropomorphise gadgets by saying things like "they died on me." Say, "they went to live on a farm" instead.

I guess I'm saying U should watch the show, if it's available in UR area. If not http://t.co/LvmDuEKv #nikkiandsaralive #IWantMyNikkiAndSara

I'm so high on you http://t.co/GF69yZBb

Let @mtvcanada know U want Nikki&Sara LIVE 2 air in Canada: http://t.co/LvmDuEKv #pleaseRT #IWantMyNikkiAndSara @NikkiGlaser @saraschaefer1

I suddenly have a better understanding of Jason Alexander.

"Gaga googoo" #FirstWordProblems

Listened to the 2 part Gabe Newell episode of the @nerdist podcast. You know what? I could go w/ some @skydart on more episodes. #justsayin

Yay! I made it onto the final episode of @aots 3-4 seconds of the Around the Net song (http://t.co/Rp3k91kB) at 33:57.

OK -- But, what am I gonna do with all this engagement merch? http://t.co/7nYz0hCX

She broke up with me by Twitter: http://t.co/MAkLsByL

A breakup sext is a thing, right? Asking for a friend.

Now, see, I got you these snacks ... RT @cheezitslut That's like eating movie theatre nachos without jalapenos. http://t.co/f5O7ImeA

I would if @mtvcanada would air it in Canada. #IWantMyNikkiAndSara RT @NikkiGlaser SET YOUR DVRS PLEASE http://t.co/ZF3Dfy8t

Happy birthday, my sweet @cheezitslut . Will you do me this the greatest of honours: http://t.co/ikdmfrQ5 #marryme #bemyiwife #pleaseRT

Maybe don't go with a 12000x11328 gif as your avatar if you don't want me to block you for screwing up my @ replies. #justsayin

So, in the UK there was some horse DNA in with the ground beef. Somebody was really hungry and thought, "Ooh--You know what I could eat ..."

Lance Armstrong admits to using rugs? That's a hairpiece? OK, I was fine with the doping, but you've lost me, pal. You're on your own.

Reboot of the Legs video, at least? RT ZZ Top needs to get their shit together and write another song about me http://t.co/wTdCekx9

If Bill Shatner has an iPhone, do you think he has to keep taking it back to the Apple store because he keeps talking Siri to death?

So, when do we stop wishing each other Happy New b'ak'tun, again? Asking for a friend.

Now getting into a Nissan Ultima is even easier -- Some of our models even come equiped with doors, now.

Pet owners often spell out V-E-T so their dog doesn't know where they're really headed. Is that why we also spell out 0-B-G-Y-N?