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In your face weird podcast listener who doesn't like to hear about him--For some reason. RT @saraschaefer1 BRAGGING ABOUT HAVING A BOYFRIEND

So that's where that guy in New Jersey got the idea: http://t.co/XYbBTrem #zombies

I'm not sure that's how U ask, but I'm sure he would. RT @aprilmacie I wish Wolf Blitzer would cut the shit & show me that sweet dick of his

Specifically: http://t.co/gi6PcW47 RT @saraschaefer1 Btw that’s a pinball machine

... While dancing the Charleston--With this guy: http://t.co/XGYT85zQ RT @WendyLiebman Eating Charleston Chews in Charleston

Way too old for his tastes. RT @morgan_murphy hot, young cop?

Surprise mosh pit, drunkies! RT @AmberTozer dance move where I push drunk people around

A good article on them: http://t.co/eiEdTmk4 RT @jenmurphycomedy @TheDaniStew @sbellelauren I can't believe that christwire thing exists

Macalicious. RT @iliza Macarons. http://t.co/8IcJ0sNR

If the sun sets without instagram, does it really make a noise? RT @MeganNeuringer which came first, beautiful sunsets or instagram?

Steve Guttenberg. Note: It's the Stonecutters. RT @ActionChick Which actors' success can only be explained by the work of dark forces?

Hard sauce, Har[d]woods&Balls? What are you implying, Chutney? RT @iliza Lil dab'll do ya http://t.co/hEO9IXQB

Then she wouldn't say, "Octomom? More like Adoptomom." bc Y would she? RT @NikkiGlaser Angelina Jolie ... you look exactly like the Octomom

Oh, stop it -- That's crazy talk. RT @aprilmacie The fastest way to infuriate a crazy person is to tell them not to be crazy

Phil Plait has ya covered: http://t.co/ILKyIR5F RT @KariByron Is the another word for synonym?

"Danger -- Undertow!" RT @NikkiGlaser "no lifeguard on duty"

Not being on fire? RT @AmberTozer I wonder what I'm taking for granted right now but won't realize it until I'm in a burning car

Karaoke Gong Show! RT @gracehelbig It's karaoke, but someone interrupts you and tells you to stop if you get too 'into it.'

Well, at least it's not a dead cockatrice. Those things cause no end of trouble. http://t.co/kmNzCwuI RT @iliza IT'S A DEAD COCKROACH

But you totally kickass at twilight, though. Right? #ionlymeanttostayawhile RT @WendyLiebman I'm neither a day person nor a night person

There's nothing quite like an unexpected visitor. http://t.co/Ri7098Yb

"Iliza-loo who, who was only too--Only too happy to excuse the Grinch from Whoville." RT @iliza total Who from Whoville http://t.co/HZLF9Ecf

"... That's it -- I'm just going back to Angry Birds." RT @saraschaefer1 “fuck I was almost to thetan level 34.ba!!!!!!” - suri

Watching the #CFL regular season opener. #onlyleaguethatmatters

Just noticed my shirt's been inside out all day. Oddly, it didn't make all that much difference.