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"I just met you, and may be crazy, but here's my blacklist: Commie maybe?" - Sen. McCarthy

Overshadowed by her stroking the shaft. RT @saraschaefer1 Not sure my point about Hot Buns hair product was clear http://t.co/Gl6068kt

"You played it for her; you can play it for me: Everybody mambo!" #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue

And wax cylinders. RT @cheezitslut First generation iPhones play records, right? http://t.co/EyY9mwQX

Happy new year. Remember, kids -- Don't drink and dial: http://t.co/4yMmSefk

Kim was surprised the Kanye blurted out the news of their pregnancy. Yeah, because if he's known for 1 thing, it's keeping things 2 himself.

"That dress you're wearing would look great on my bedroom floor. Any idea if they make it in its size?"

How bad must your product suck if you have to make up a silly, imaginary product to find something that yours compares favourably to?

Hey, radio ad, giving your girlfriend who loves to shop a gift certificate is a great idea, but you ruin it when it's for Jean Coutu.

Django and Cash #weirdcrossovermovies http://t.co/eXtHD5gK

I hear a spaceman came travelling ...: http://t.co/cHpdBAUN

It turns out Scrooge was allergic ... http://t.co/RGctQHKE

Apocalypse, No! #december21stmovies

See: I told you it's not the end of the wo--

"Your body is a winter wonderland." - John Mayer Claus

There's a movie coming out next year called Hell Baby, which I can only assume is a prequel to Hellboy.

Maybe a whole @teamunicornftw http://t.co/S8yyuc4O RT @RealMichelleT maybe I'll see a unicorn.

http://t.co/fnsdyDEe RT @avacowan @nicole_weeks @aloha_izzie @BioLayne More Cowbell

I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/0ahVuqlf How Many People Have You Slept With? - We Should Break Up Ep. 2

I liked a @YouTube video from @nittwitstv http://t.co/beBVkssU #nitTWITS - Skinny Jeans

Well, no -- Not with that kind of attitude it's not. RT @feliciaday "Hentai is NOT a color!"

My wants are: For them not to call it that. RT @ActionChick wants for the #Expendabelles movie

Ready! RT @iliza 2morrow I'm going oversees to entertain the troops http://t.co/vQS9gkLp

Breakfast at Tiffany's: Maybe having the general feeling that you both watched&enjoyed the same movie isn't the best basis 4 a relationship.

RT @meganamram What's the exchange rate of toys to tots?