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Cardinal Richelieu RT @iliza #JustDesserts

Careful: Don't point the blaster at the deck. RT @alisonhaislip This is my ride to Comic Con

Certainly as good a time as any to bring it back: http://t.co/pMAaINDi RT @1capplegate answering the phone with "whazzaaaaaaap"

Clearly a lesser known Billy Ocean song. RT @AmberTozer get this snake out of my backpack and into my friend Rhonda's toilet

Clearly the team needs a kilted bear. RT @Rileah Vying for a @teamunicornftw mascot position #competion http://t.co/J0QK84lU

Clearly too hot if you're setting yourself on fire. RT @CandaceBailey5 Yup! That's @Jessica 's hair http://t.co/xXCJeFzc

Cliché now, but TLC is 2 learning as MTV is 2 music. RT @LahnaTurner @LeeAnn503 TLC- it's time to change your damn name.

Close. I don't get that channel. Might not be same ep in Canada, anyway. RT @NikkiGlaser Tune in if you a near a television, awake, and care

Clowns traditionally have sad faces, not smiles. RT @SarahKSilverman Call clowns what they really are- smiling murderers

Co-promoted by Heart. RT @saraschaefer1 Stone Temple Pilots should put out a fragrance called "Alone"

Confusingly, Garbage calls John Mayer "Jennifer Aniston". RT @NikkiGlaser John Mayer Calls... Jennifer Aniston... 'Garbage'

Congrats to the movie "In Time" for their Floppy Award win in the category of "Most Confusing Use of @oliviawilde" http://t.co/NirmHIiJCg

Cool -- But why do I have to sign over power of attorney to you? RT @cheezitslut I think I'd make a pretty solid assistant life coach.

Could be worse: You could be dancing naked, pull a muscle&fall to the floor -- On fire. RT @iliza no greater dose of silent humility

Couldn't disagree more: http://t.co/4buQR05S RT @FightClubBunny Plaid is BAD http://t.co/z43wjO8e

D'oh! RT @saraschaefer1 @Nikkiglaser No new YHTBT ep this week

Daenerys Targaryen needs your help! Crowd fund her return to Westeros. Please RT. #kickstarter #gameofthrones http://t.co/lTgGuOl3

Depending on the vampire mythology in question, they leak harmlessly into her ribcage. RT @JadedKitty What happens to her tits in 100yrs

Dice box contents. RT @GeekandSundry Send us pictures of your dice collection http://t.co/xLpkgW2d

Dicky Glaser. RT Barista: Can I get your name? Me: Nikki. Barista: Dicky? Dicky: Yeah, that's fine. http://t.co/cfMODzaw

Did you read it on Hannah Gansen's facebook page? #rageagainstflorenceandthemachine RT @thegynomite Can someone tell me why?

Did you win again? You really could use another mic stand. RT @saraschaefer1 Thank you so much everyone, I'm truly honored.

Disney Princess Cosplay http://t.co/A29wcHCZ

Divorce is always hardest on the children. Well someone's children, anyway. RT @NikkiGlaser They say it's not my fault.

Django and Cash #weirdcrossovermovies http://t.co/eXtHD5gK