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I don't know how you could say that. RT @cheezitslut "Because I would eat you fucking alive you pussy," http://t.co/b5O8F77B

G4tv in Canada just showed a blank "coming up next" graphic. I have to assume that's oddly prescient of the channel post @aots #aots

I favorited a @YouTube video http://t.co/s7s5zquF Bitch In Kitchen Ep #3 "I Believe in a Thing Called Love" by The Darkness

This is the kind of thing I meant. It's merely an example based on last year's. RT @cheezitslut Oh, it's ON. http://t.co/NXk7AxjW

Dice box contents. RT @GeekandSundry Send us pictures of your dice collection http://t.co/xLpkgW2d

Just so you know, Toyota, that's not how I'd build the Tundra. I'd use machines. I wouldn't try to stretch components with my bare hands.

Bad planning? RT @cheezitslut #whyarentyouhere

Hey, Christina, I don't know what you were doing in that bathroom stall in the Your Body video, but that is not what the Toilet Duck is for.

Of course you do. @teamunicornftw is the loveliest of all. #irishrovers RT @Rileah unicorns do exist

Robin Hood flour: Bake from the rich; feed to the poor.

"When I'm watching you eat shrimp," RT @saraschaefer1 @NikkiGlaser YHTBT #88 @EricHutchinson http://t.co/5oaSa0GP http://t.co/cQmzpPaH

#RejectedBondTitles Octomommy

Why would anyone not want to date @WhitneyCummings? Wait -- How much does that pay, again?

The scene where Jar Jar joins Bilbo and the dwarves on their quest was thankfully nixed. http://t.co/4tQOCqic

The problem with deep frying a turkey, as I see it, is getting that much batter to stay on it long enough to get it in the oil.

Amazing! Wire to wire&never really in doubt. Toronto 35, Calgary 22. Corning was just plain shut down&Glenn never got started. i#100greycup

2 Canadian pop acts on the Grey Cup halftime lineup that were discovered on YouTube. http://t.co/KKsQ7QIV #whatrtheodds i#100greycup

Y buy when you can build your own: http://t.co/AJDgKldr RT @DepressedDarth @AmberLily Unless a store is selling lightsabers on Black Friday

Love that movie: Especially the end when Darth @cheezitslut saves @wyldride Skywalker from the Emperor&they make out bc they're not related

I haven't seen Skyfall, but from the trailer I assume when Bond jumps in2 that train, some1 says, "Seriously, what the fuck is wrong w/U?!?"

No reason we can't celebrate both, though. RT @emmacaulfield & not why aliens should blow us up

"Heals coldsores in as little as 4.1 days" Uh, can we just say about 4 days? No 1 measures in 1/10 days. How precise do we need 2B here?

I liked a @YouTube video from @geekandsundry http://t.co/le0TIoJS Bach To The Future - Felicia Day & Tom Lenk

Just ask Sidra from Seinfeld. RT RT @iliza My boobs are real http://t.co/OfqJ50uH

Were they illegal mattresses because someone removed the tags? RT @AmberTozer One time I started an illegal mattress business