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There's a Viscera film festival? But Nelson Frazier, Jr. was only in, like, two movies.

Yes -- Yes, I do. Just drop them off whenever it's convenient. RT @ChelseaVPeretti Want all my belongings?

Books that fade 2 months after U start reading them? Interesting. Can I suggest a change?: Books that don't do that. They may just catch on.

Sanctum&sarcophagus -- Both from text adventures. RT @thegynomite Thoughts? "Words you learned from video games"

Only one way to find out. RT @Christine_Dolce if I would get off?

Careful: Don't point the blaster at the deck. RT @alisonhaislip This is my ride to Comic Con

Not&make it funny. RT @saraschaefer1 Hey, is there a way of making a joke on twitter by asking if something totally cliche/overdone exists?

"And here, of course, is your bridesmaid burqa -- Enjoy." RT @iliza If brides always want bridesmaids to look less pretty than them

How about bagpipes? RT @jenny_wade if your band doesn't have an accordion, or a sitar, or a baby xylophone, or a pitched bass marching drum

Sarcasm is my weapon -- Zombies hate that. http://t.co/8xXwNPkH RT @xplay What do you grab?

Such a Hulk would lack credibility. He would B an incredible Hulk: http://t.co/tCA1KZLG RT @saraschaefer1 hulk but he's all quiet&whispering

I think you're meant to imagine the audience in their underwear, not have them imagine you that way. RT @saraschaefer1 matching bra/panties

For one thing. it totally talks shit about you behind your back. RT @ActionPhoebe Peanut butter...Is NOT my friend.

Well, maybe they should be kept refrigerated after opening, then. RT @milynnsarley @ClareGrant the Unicorns are ALL going bad

Trying to get elected King of Norway? RT @ActionChick WORST reason to go to Comic-Con?

You're not the only one. RT @Janina Tell me I'm not the only one ...

Ah, so these pigs are male and domesticated, then. #collectivenounsarefun RT @AmberTozer a herd of pigs

Or, more aptly, I can't believe she'd be caught dead in that. RT @WendyLiebman I can't believe she went out in that.

Theme song: http://t.co/m4bwe1YP RT @AmberLynnWalker "talk nerdy to me"

I enjoy a good game of Guac-A-Mole--But that's not important. RT @cheezitslut My uncle legitimately thinks avacados are called "guacamoles."

Oh, did I never mention? Blanche is your dog clone. #youcanowemethemillion RT @iliza make Blanche and I related

It's from back at the Angie's Leg thing, whenever that was. RT @aots did you have that awesome pic at the ready

"You don't have to be unfuckable to have this tattoo, but it helps." #smallfont #helvetica RT @cheezitslut tattoo on the inside of your lip

Armrest insurgent. RT @NikkiGlaser If you do this, you are rude. http://t.co/1EXWnVfg

Although it's mostly the other way around. #sharkfinsoupismurder RT @AmberTozer sometimes sharks attack people