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Dicky Glaser. RT Barista: Can I get your name? Me: Nikki. Barista: Dicky? Dicky: Yeah, that's fine. http://t.co/cfMODzaw

I knew the 2nd my dad suggested painting the wall, now the toilet was out of the way, I'd end up leaning against it while tilling the floor.

Nobody was more pleased about the recent acquisition of LucasFilms than Walt, himself. http://t.co/mXr9sN12

#SadIceCreamFlavors Tiger Penis

I think it would be hilarious to be a panelist on the new Match Game on The Comedy Network bc people would be like "Who the hell is that?!?"

"I'm going to Disney World!" http://t.co/bVhl3M0b

Never give up hope. RT @alysiawood i hope to be a rich white dude one day

How expensive is Electoral College? Do I need a scholarship? How's their football team?

That really is the worst part: http://t.co/cXD7Sbd1 RT @paulammarshall If I never hear the word POLL again it will be too soon

No new episode of YHTBT to retweet this week, so I'm posting this song that only has the name in common: http://t.co/YXQtnsaj --Just because

How come more video games aren't 2nd person shooters?

So she already followed you. RT @WendyLiebman Opened for you in MA in the 80s. “@Shawn_Colvin: I need to follow more people"

Today's the end of daylight savings time so remember: If you complain about daylight savings time now that it's over, you look like a moron.

Seems kinda sensible, actually. Now, if they'd asked U2 host a Presidential debate... RT @louisck Hosting SNL tonight. How crazy is that?

What?!? Not Another Jedi Movie?: http://t.co/8dPKenyJ #starwars #disney

Vamp-curious? RT @iliza How do I know what blood tastes like?

Disney Princess Cosplay http://t.co/A29wcHCZ

Harry Potter+Horse=Equus. RT @GeekandSundry Cute of the day: Horse edition! He's Harry Potter

At best the Emperor's new apprentice could be seen as a sideways move. http://t.co/Pyc6IjzC

Where are rat hoarders when you need them: http://t.co/QvtV6Cub RT @SabrinaJalees 32 million rats with nowhere to go

Maybe -- Do you smell blackened toast? RT @thegynomite Am I having a slow seizure?

This is my meme: http://t.co/I7hQJooP RT @gracehelbig Did you like HallowMeme?

That explains the Bette Davis eyes. Weird that U keep them on your nightstand, tho. RT @AmberTozer I'll tell everyone I'm a former CIA agent

I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/aHSudtbC The Strain - Make It (Official Music video)

We'll send this to remind her: http://t.co/diDFgx9V RT @AmberTozer Taylor Swift if u get back together w/ that guy