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    Woman: Wait, her name was Judith? But your name is Judith?

    "I will have my handmaiden, Padme, clean up this droid." - Queen Padme Amidala Naberrie

    "So, your handmaiden has the same first name as you? That's a weird co-incidence." - No one, apparently

     

    People not knowing the name of the person they are interacting with must be a trope, now -- I guess.

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    It wasn't as bad as it could have been, I guess. Just cliche and fairly boring, as I recall. I would recommend against it for this podcast as there's only so much mileage you can get out of "Oh, look -- Paris is trying to act. Well, I guess, that's what passes for trying." I guess they couldn't get Ke$ha to do her acting for her.

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    I could understand doing one of the sequels, but the original works. The problem is, when you know going in that it's going to be a twist movie, you aren't surprised by the twists. Like, you'd have to be an idiot to watch a Die Hard movie and not be waiting for it to turn out that the villain is secretly going after money -- He's always going after money. A Wild Things movie is always about the twists, right up to the very end, and then unraveling the whole plot during the credits sequence. The first time you see the original movie, you don't know that, so it works. But it's hard to get into a movie when you mistrust the motivations of every single character. Beyond the twists, though, this is just a very well made movie.

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    MPG is trying to stay professional, but Breckin Meyer is like "Fuck you Screech".

    "Yeah, I don't remember it as being the bad experience he claims to have had."

     

    Yes, how surprising that the kid who was much younger than the rest of his co-stars had a worse time than the guy who was fucking all of his female co-stars. I notice Breckin can't help revealing his own insecurity.

     

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    Okay, but, are we in agreeance that number 4 would be "Sharknado in Space". Where, this time, the human race has to create a Sharknado to block an asteroid hitting the earth?

     

    Then, Ian Ziering has to fly through the Sharknado, with Tara Reid in tow, using her buzzsaw hand to cut through the asteroid before it hits earth.

     

    A solar wind Sharknado -- For some reason.

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