klemjohansen
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Status Updates posted by klemjohansen
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I wonder if Tom Petty ever acts spiteful in a trivial way. How would people describe it without sounding awkward?
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I'll never forget where I was the day that guy came around asking us where we were the day that thing happened.
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I'm going to make a white noise generator out of #DNC Obama applause. It was so damn soothing, and now I need to sleep but can't.
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I'm hypnotized by the zither music in The Third Man, unable to movie. I'm in the thrall of the samizdat. #movies
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I'm not mad about Psy hating on Americans. I'm more angry about the weird face paint- fairly sure that's racist against gold people.
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I'm not saying that Marco Rubio was awkward, but the best part of his SOTU response was when Napoleon Dynamite came out and danced.
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I'm setting up a kickstarter for my new Vonnegut-themed hotel. It's called The Bed & Breakfast of Champions.
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If my boss told me how to vote, I'd tell him/her how to kiss my ass- with detailed instructions, diagrams & everything. #romnesia
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If only John Sununu was the VP nom. We would have scads of fun finding ways to work "resigned in disgrace" into every Q&A question. #2012
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If the Samsung phones/tabs were so great why do they always namecheck Apple products in their ads in that creepy "sour grapes" tone?
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If you get caught between the moon and NYC, you will asphyxiate within 15 seconds without a space suit. Christopher Cross lied to us.
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In honor of Sandy recovery efforts, I'm having a custom windbreaker made with "Klem Johansen: Nobody" embroidered in giant letters.
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In retrospect, the "mushroom cloud" of proof turned out to be a reference to the idea that you had to be on mushrooms to believe in WMD.
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In the future, instead of seeing a therapist in person, you'll upload your brain's .log file as well as your browser history.
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Is The Host just a teen girl fantasy about wanting to have 2 boyfriends and bitching about her super-strict, motorcycle-riding mom?
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Is there an old-school Dr. Who tour in England where they take you to the quarry that stood in for EVERY FRIGGIN PLANET IN THE UNIVERSE?
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ISS and Soyuz gettin sexay in the sky. Live docking nsfw. Turn the lights down low! #nasa
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It's wrong of me to assume that Southerners are dumb because their accents make them sound so very dumb. Sometimes sexy but usually dumb.
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Just watched an "I love Lucy- I'm Just not IN Love With Lucy" marathon. My TV has intimacy issues.