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The funniest thing about "accidental racist" is the casual "oops, did I do that?" attitude regarding the deepest wound in our country's past

The new Pope DJ's every Tuesday & his rings are 3d printed. The new Pope sports an ironic mustache and a mitre that says "not a penis" on it

The new XBox is 359 less of something than the existing model, but I don't know what.

The only hope we have is for women voters to make the GOP sleep on the electoral couch for the next 2-3 months.

The word for 2012 is "egosystem" n. a social network that offers an exaggerated impression of one's relevance (e.g. Twitter)

There must be an alternate universe in which crooner Scott Walker was obsessed with ME instead of the other way around.

There's a great compilation of Jonathan Winters stuff on Netflix Instant. It's mostly "deep cuts" from various early TV appearances. #rip

There's a real product called Kaboom Bowl Blaster. Not sure if it's something you buy or just what happens after six bowls of chili

This is what happens when you vote ironically, Kentucky. #BlandWithRand

Today I learned that "social media expert" is a millennial euphemism for "unemployed."

Toronto, your mayor smoking crack isn't the problem. It's just 20 years too late & furthers idea that Canada lags behind. Next time: meth.

Trump's real October Surprise: "I don't understand social media." #2012

Tycho Brahe, history's most baller astronomer, is on today's Google News trending list. This is what hard work & a metal nose can do, kids

Wait a minute. So Paul Ryan is NOT the guy who built a failed undersea city based on his love of Ayn Rand? Just a failed budget plan? #2012

Watching Red Tails and slowly realizing that it's actually a really good movie- not complex and a little trope-ish, but really good.

We need a better preposition for Twitter. Please don't tweet at me. It sounds very aggressive.

Weather weapon. Nice. At what point to semi-reasonable people laugh Alex Jones out of the zeitgeist? It's starting to reflect on all of us.

What a world! What a world! My beautiful ignorance! #MourdockLoses

What sort of vampire would a hypothetical Buttcrackula be?

When FNC's Erick Erickson says "feminists" he seems to actually mean "women." A neat trick to hide his secret: he resents 1/2 the population

When I see a guy posing with a firearm as a 'brave political stmt', I add a warning sticker: "MY PENIS IS NOT AS TINY AS YOU MAY HAVE READ."

Whenever I hear a Republican say "we built this" I can't help but suffix it with "city on Rock and Roll! BUILT THIS CITY! WOO!"

Why aren't all vampires catholic? You'd think that consubstantiation would be a big plus for them.

Why does @TPM continue to accept advertising from nut-job organizations? What the hell does "American Morality" mean, anyway?

Windows 8 - fool me 7 times shame on me.