klemjohansen
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People whinging about misconduct at the IRS seem to be ignoring the misconduct of the tea party groups in question who broke the law.
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Special offer: To busy to call mom today? I'll call your mom for you pretending to be you- can't promise I'll do a good job.
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We need a better preposition for Twitter. Please don't tweet at me. It sounds very aggressive.
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Every ad tonight is for a cell phone brand, and they're all terrible Android phones. Have you ever tried making anything for Android? Yuck.
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"Think I went through a barrier on the Underground without my Oyster doing its thing. What happens now?" last known words of @Glinner
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80's sci fi set design. Lesson 1.- Take a normal qwerty keyboard.- Glue it to the wall.- Take a long lunch. You earned it.
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On a form that asked for "age" I wrote "Having lived & worked long enough to sufficiently empathize with Checkov characters."
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McCain says Syrians will resent us if we don't intervene and yet all we get is resentment when we do intervene. Does he know how this works?
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βWhere Have All The Rude Boys Gone?β by Ted Leo and The Pharmacists is my new jam. http://t.co/efO5S1ylrJ
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I'm hypnotized by the zither music in The Third Man, unable to movie. I'm in the thrall of the samizdat. #movies
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By the way, if you ever found a university or something that requires a fancy motto, go with this: "Latinam legere potes. Vobis expedit."
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There's a real product called Kaboom Bowl Blaster. Not sure if it's something you buy or just what happens after six bowls of chili
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Everything wrong with the "Everything Wrong With" series in 10 seconds: Shut yer yap for an hour and go make something original.
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Being a tandem centaur sounds awesome, as long as I'm the front one. Otherwise, it's a cryptozoological deal-killer.
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There's a great compilation of Jonathan Winters stuff on Netflix Instant. It's mostly "deep cuts" from various early TV appearances. #rip
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Oh, my bad. I completely forgot to make it clear in that last comment about the line between poignant and tasteless. You crossed it.
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The funniest thing about "accidental racist" is the casual "oops, did I do that?" attitude regarding the deepest wound in our country's past
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Thatcher taught American politicians quite a bit- specifically how to turn "the wrong side of history" into an effective career plan.
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I love the Windows 8 ads: "Hey, consumers. We've stolen a new batch of stuff from Apple!"
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Is The Host just a teen girl fantasy about wanting to have 2 boyfriends and bitching about her super-strict, motorcycle-riding mom?
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House of Lies, Parks & Rec, Kroll Show - suddenly Jenny Slate is everywhere and nothing coule make me happier- except maybe a PanCast sequel