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The #romney campaign sounds like a cheating husband caught in the act - "This isn't what it looks like." "Everyone is lying to you but me."

Wait a minute. So Paul Ryan is NOT the guy who built a failed undersea city based on his love of Ayn Rand? Just a failed budget plan? #2012

The only hope we have is for women voters to make the GOP sleep on the electoral couch for the next 2-3 months.

Writers at HuffPo & Mediaite seem to think the only 2 verbs in the English language are "trash" & "slam." Try this: http://t.co/Lz8umQXF

I feel bad for Juan Williams. Each side accepts him until he f's up & they cast him on the other side- like a weird, sad game of Red Rover.

As if any of us needed more proof of just how awesome Leonard Nemoy is. I still sleep with his poetry book under my pillow.

RNC vs #dnc is like comparing a Ken Burns documentary about the resiliency of the American spirit to four hours of QVC.

Whenever I hear a Republican say "we built this" I can't help but suffix it with "city on Rock and Roll! BUILT THIS CITY! WOO!"

I keep having to remind myself that there are a lot of people who hate this guy. Amazing. #DNC

It is decided: My next car is going to be a Publisher's Clearinghouse prize van.

I'm going to make a white noise generator out of #DNC Obama applause. It was so damn soothing, and now I need to sleep but can't.

Can think of no other word to describe Romney's comments on the Libya attack: "disgusting"

There must be an alternate universe in which crooner Scott Walker was obsessed with ME instead of the other way around.

So, there's a papyrus that claims Jesus said "my wife." Don't worry. He wasn't married. It was just a really prescient Borat reference.

I feel bad for Kelsey Grammer - if Boss was on a fancier network, maybe they could afford to light it.

You know Obama is crushing it based solely on the numer of vitriolic complaints about the moderator. Your tears- so delicious. #debate

Anne is calling the principal tomorrow and straighten this out. That other boy was mean to her boy! #debate

Mitt's new single drops today. "Yo, I got binders full of women! I got yachts for my yachts. IRS never knows exactly all that I gots!"

If my boss told me how to vote, I'd tell him/her how to kiss my ass- with detailed instructions, diagrams & everything. #romnesia

Not saying Rep. Joe Walsh is ignorant about female biology, but he once earnestly asked a lady "How do you keep your guts from falling out?"

Romney just landed an endorsement deal with Dry Idea. Never let them see you sweat, Governor - too late. #debate.

Trump's real October Surprise: "I don't understand social media." #2012

Sister Jude is doing her Juliard audition monologue #ahs

http://t.co/q65riYH0 is down due to Sandy. In the meantime, how will I know if Dan Abrams said or did something?

The Disney purchase of LucasFilm makes perfect sense-- as long as you think of Star Wars as a toy franchise.