klemjohansen
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The word for 2012 is "egosystem" n. a social network that offers an exaggerated impression of one's relevance (e.g. Twitter)
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Teachers packing heat? Let's see Rick Perry spend 1 day in a school like that. Time to put your stupid where your mouth is.
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"That's great. It starts with an earthquake. Birds, snakes and airplanes." - Dec. 21, 2012
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I wonder if Tom Petty ever acts spiteful in a trivial way. How would people describe it without sounding awkward?
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Did I just blow your mind? That depends. Is your mind a dandelion? An opportunity? #hashtag
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I think you're buying the wrong things. RT @perlapell The buzz you get from having things doesn't ever last bc things don't love you back.
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New Ind. Gov. @GovPenceIN says he's super excited to get to work curtailing rights for people who don't look like him. The new (old) GOP.
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Taylor Swift's ex-boyfriends gathering in LA today to record a "We Ar the World"-style song in response to every song she's ever written
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People laughed when I chose Stefan Urquelle for my NBA fantasy team, but last night he got 20 points and 15 boards on TV Land. #hoops
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Congrats, Melissa Gilbert and Timothy Busfield. It's a match made on Lifetime Movie Network.
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Hey, @PFTompkins is that the Sleepy Voice of the Internet on the new Starcraft trailer? Sounds just like her.
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Can't wait until cannibalism is commonplace. When folks talk about "a roast of Eddie Pepitone" are they going to mock him or eat him?
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I'm setting up a kickstarter for my new Vonnegut-themed hotel. It's called The Bed & Breakfast of Champions.
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Obama is the president we waited in line for at the Apple store but complained about bitterly once we realized we didn't know how to use him
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Forcing through 13 hours of the American version of House of Cards was rewarding and exhausting, much like the actual marathon I never ran
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Wondering what Beyonce will do to ruin the Grammies and complete the trifecta- check the fueses, guys!
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Remains of Richard III found. I hope they do a reconstruction of the skull to reveal what we already know: he looked just like Kevin Spacey.
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Apparently "We're going to cover the controversy" means "We're going to copy/paste shit from the Internet and go home early." Congrats, CNN!