Last time on Comedy Bang Bang: "No, you shut the fuck up! I've made it clear from day one that plugs belong at the END of the show! Now get the hell out of my podcast, SIR!" ... "Shhh. I'd be lying if I said I didn't love you back, but our love is forbidden. It's a fucked up world where two men can go at it in the park, but true love like ours is illegal, Marissa." ... "RED ALERT. ALL HANDS, ABANDON PODCAST. I REPEAT, ALL HANDS, ABANDON PODCA-" ... And now the thrilling conclusion.