Thinkstank

Millionaire playboy Hugo (played by Hugo Stiglitz, yes THE Hugo Stiglitz) flies around Acapulco in his private helicopter to pick up sexy young women. He whisks them away to his secluded old castle, where he wines and dines them (among other things, *wink*). With the aid of his bald mute little helper Gorgo, he kills his dates, keeping their heads in a crystal cage and feeding their chopped up body parts to his 1,000-strong army of blood thirty, flesh hungry cats. Written by Brian Patrick

Let's funk it up in the happy shack!

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