Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore.

[Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore.]

Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world.

[You know what they say: "You know what they say..." then, something people say.]

You know what they say: "You know what they say..." then something peoples say.

[thevoblex is just a catchphrase creating robot. Long live, thevoblex.]

We all know it. Just deal with it.

[Episode 135 — Ute of the Butte]

 

I have nothing to say that hasn't already been said. Flawless episode. Three of the funniest improvisers of all time.

[List of Scott's Frequently Repeated Phrases]

That's like something from the twisted mind of Danny Devito.

 

Giiiiilllllyyyy...

 

Legal Zoom was created by a group of interesting people...

 

Stamps.com has more features than a meature. [He only said it once but it should return]

 

You should have your improv card revoked. [Almost always to Besser]

[Dissatisfied with this catchphrase suggestion? Return it within 60 days of purchase for a full refund.]

All returns should be addressed to

Scruff McGruff

Chicago, IL 60652

[Episode 274 — Oh, Golly!]

I believe Mantzoukas was literally thinking of Ben Alterman, whose jokes about the widow Feeney were bonkers.

[Mmm! Da Puddin'!]

You know...from the Milwaukee live show...amirite?

[Hot Dog!? Hot Dog! Oh my dear, sweet Hot Dog! What's up?]

Trot Hawkingman,

Reunite with Hot Dog. Ask him once again, "What's up?"

 

Dip Didda Dip Dow,

Steven Spratling

[Episode 43.5 — Minisode 43.5]

The NES video game Jaws was based on this terrible movie. I wasted so much of 1987 trying to jab that stupid shark with that damn boat's bow. I could have been playing something worthwhile. Go to hell Jaws: The Revenge!

[Episode 173 — Ride Like Hell]

Maybe my sound system just isn't of a high enough quality, but I couldn't hear a sound when the drummer was pulling his crank. Was it a very low bass note?

[Bad Summer Movies!]

Guys guys guys! We've overlooked the most obvious choice!

 

 

Danny Devito plays a detective who happens to be a cartoon cat named Whiskers. Sir Ian McKellan plays Death. This movie has to be done!

[And I'm taking orders from this hack!?]

Rot Shockerhand,

 

My catchphrase is obviously superior. I'll understand if you don't want to cast its looming shadow over the remainder of the show.

 

Steven Spratling

[Bad Summer Movies!]

Any Michael Bay movie deserves to be ripped apart, but especially:

Transformers

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Transformers: Dark of the Moon

Armageddon

 

George Lucas's abortions Star Wars: Episodes I-III.

 

While Click isn't the only Adam Sandler movie that should be on this list, I think it deserves special attention because it stops even approaching comedy after about twenty minutes and becomes an unwatchable drama.

 

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen is terrible. The graphic novels are so great that a lobotomized chimp could have pulled a worthwhile script out of the source material.

 

A couple of upcoming shitfests:

Step Up: Revolution

Madea's Witness Protection