RyanSz
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Having just watched a bit of this movie, I can say that it easily deserves a mention on the show. Chris Evans is a drug/booze binging tool who goes to a party to try and get his ex-girlfriend London (played by Jessica Biel) back. He takes his buddy Bateman (played by Jason Statham) to the party and they hide out in the bathroom snorting the loads of coke that Bateman brought with him. This movie is basically Clerks with yuppies in a bathroom. The two men talk about various topics from love to how Statham had a dominatrix pee in his mouth. The most shocking thing about this movie though is that Statham has a full head of hair, which for some reason made me feel really awkward.
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Jason Statham's character is named Bateman in the movie, so I can see where the confusion could lie.
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The only thing I remember from this, besides the horrible playground scene, was that when every character was first shown they had their own theme music as if they were a pro wrestler.
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It wasn't really meant to be a horror movie. It was a spoof of old B-movies and their ridiculousness. The last two sequels were terrible as they were basically SyFy movies and had monsters called Ass Blasters. Plus if they did Tremors it would have to be for how it works as a spoof because it would be the highest rated film HDTGM has ever done with an 88% on Rotten Tomatoes. Hell even the sequels are better regarded than 3/4 of the movies done on this podcast.
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Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
RyanSz replied to RyanSz's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
Yeah this one only had a couple decent kills like the guy getting his head punched off and the rocker chick getting her head caved in with her own guitar. -
I remember this as being one of the couple of movies where DMX teamed with some action star (Seagal, Jet Li) and Tom Arnold. Easily the worst acting pairing since Stallone and Schneider.
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This is a female example of buying a movie to star in. Beyonce is the Executive Producer of this turd so of course she has to be the lead even though she has the acting skills of a pet rock. This is like how Will Smith buys movies just so that his talentless kids can star in them (Karate Kid, anyone). What's worse is that LL Cool J was almost cast in the Idris Elba role which is the only way that this movie could have been more terrible.
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Let's not forget the insane mall scene where Arnold swings around like Tarzan and the main badguy who the actor himself called "Freddy Mercury on steroids."
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I actually liked the movie for how well it was able to adapt what it could from the book. There were things that due to either time or content couldn't be done properly, like the squid. Having bought and owned the giant director's cut of the movie it does work a lot better with the Black Frigate sewn in as well as things like the original Night Owl being killed. The only thing that really could turn me off from this movie are all of the Moore fanboys who are just as crazy as he is and wanted to nitpick every little thing.
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Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003)
RyanSz replied to Ofcoursemyhorse's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
I too loved this movie and having listened to the director's commentary where Robert Rodriguez explains that this is meant to be the fourth movie in the mariachi series and the flashbacks where Salma got killed were part of the "third" movie was pretty interesting. I was shocked when I heard that Dafoe was in it as a Mexican drug kingpin and then loved his scenes where he does probably the most stereotypical version of a race since Crank: High Voltage. -
It's a guilty pleasure for me. It's nothing great and the stories that are meant to build upon what we are seeing, they are kind of glossed over in favor of letting the comedians do their own thing and they could handle themselves in an action scene which was surprising. The whole twist at the end was thrown in and at times it felt like it was a serious IRL Archer with office politics and spies.
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What's great about those cut minutes is that Friedkin has gone on record saying that the scenes didn't add anything to the movie except for being graphic sex scenes. He basically did a Werner Herzog impression while trying to see if Al Pacino would go gay on film.
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Episode 34 — The Adventures of Pluto Nash
RyanSz replied to admin's topic in How Did This Get Made?
I remember it because it was the first movie trailer for a movie in the new millennium, which is way more memorable than that whole shitty movie. -
My family and I were so close to turning this movie off after the first half hour when he is looking for his elephants, but when the fight scenes happened, especially that epic fight on the staircase, we were so glad we stuck it out.
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That's a picture I would love to see.
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This movie was more about product placement than anything else, anyone remember the Burger King in the MIB HQ and the Lara Flynn Boyle eating a Whopper for a minute and a half on screen?
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I only remembered many of the actual facts about his stories/life because I had taken my Senior Seminar class in college which was focused on his stories a year before. While I feel that Cusack was the perfect fit for the role of Poe, this movie was just sloppy. The killer had no real reason for doing the things he did except that he liked reading a lot and the whole movie was made of false leads about who the killer was, similar to I Know Who Killed Me.
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So Showgirls is your version of The Ring where you have to push it off onto another unsuspecting victim before you die?
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I think this would definitely fall under the "so crazy it's good" category like Fast 5 or Crank. Drugs being hidden in corpses, Michael Bay explosions, and a full frontal assault on Cuba make this movie amazing. With guys being chopped up in kitchens to Rasta gangs launching cars off of transport trucks and Peter Stormare doing his best impersonation of a cowboy, this movie is perfect for HDTGM. Even the Rasta gang has to get called to action by one guy blowing a ceremonial horn. Also one of the most insane aspects of this movie was during the attack in Cuba where motion detectors are set off by dropping stray cats and lizards onto the kingpin's property, meaning someone on this crack team of cops spent a couple hours grabbing animals off the street for this plan to work.
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Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans (2009)
RyanSz replied to DreamingStarkly's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
If they are going to interview Herzog, then Jason is going to have to shoot him halfway through the interview, because Herzog is that much of a MAN. -
I'm not usually germaphobic, but the scenes with Bill Murray really grossed me out.
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But Alone in the Dark has Tara Reid....as a scientist.
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Highlander II: The Quickening (1991)
RyanSz replied to JSacks06's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
Goldeneye was one of the few video games, along with Mario Kart 64, that got my parents into video gaming for a time. I still remember playing levels so much that I was able to memorize the spawn points so that I could ambush players who got killed and kill them again for an added edge. -
Highlander II: The Quickening (1991)
RyanSz replied to JSacks06's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
Are you honestly saying that Goldeneye wasn't a fantastic game?! -
There isn't enough time in a whole year to go over how batshit insane and inane Uwe Boll movies are. Though if anything of his is to be done on the show, I think the first movie should be Alone in the Dark as that was meant to be a serious movie while Postal was just made to offend everyone.
