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    Geostorm (2017)

    Well it kinda makes sense in that
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    Trailer Talk

    Very interesting looking thriller with the amazing David Tennant. Am kind of interested more in that the change-up of the main character being forward with the cops and saying he was trying to rob the villain, unlike countless movies where the protagonist has to hide how they know the villain is the villain.
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    Episode 184.5 - Minisode 184.5

    Drew McWeeny gave a list of what films he wanted to do and Toys was chosen, which Jason gave him a big 'fuck you' for. A View to a Kill was done since it timed perfectly with the James Bonding podcast. Robert Kirkman asked for Gamer. I think Anna Faris asked for Grease 2.
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    Episode 184.5 - Minisode 184.5

    Okay am I going crazy from lack of sleep or is Ben Mendelsohn using a pulled back version of his normal accent? I swear he sounds nothing like he did in Animal Kingdom and more like he did when he played an American junkie in Killing Them Softly.
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    Episode 184.5 - Minisode 184.5

    To be fair, Affleck has had the arm tattoos for a while now, and it has been suspected for years that he had his back done. As for this movie, it's odd in that it's not outwordly insane like other HDTGM movies outside of if you just heard the premise by chance. After almost 30 minutes in I'm kind of disappointed in that the premise would be better suited if the two female leads were in a secret relationship rather than with each others sons, because Watts and Wright have some really good chemistry with one another. The actual son swapping flings are kind of mishandled since they are basically thrust upon the screen with less subtlety than some pornos, almost to the point where I think they are acting this way because the actors have read the script and know how the movie proceeds a la Steven Seagal in The Glimmer Man. I'm now really interested in seeing who recommended this movie, because as stated, there wasn't even a thread in the recommendation section for this.
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    Episode 184 - Johnny Mnemonic: LIVE!

    That made me laugh so hard as I was thinking he's literally comparing himself to Sidney Poitier, one of the greatest actors ever. And this comparison is based solely on being billed above the title in consecutive movies, which means dick since any jackwagon can do that by being in a bunch of straight to video pieces of dreck or by making their own movie and starring in it.
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    Geostorm (2017)

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  8. But they've been able to do it for previous midnight favorites like Rocky Horror Picture Show, and with how much The Room website gets updates with officially licensed showings, there should at least be a partial record of its earnings, especially in the age of ordering tickets online and other advancements theaters have made since Rocky Horror came out.
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    The Snowman (2017)

    Okay holy shit this needs to be done. I watched this pile of crap and was utterly amazed at how bad it was, though I was surprised by who the killer ended up being despite the reasoning for the person killing was lame at best. Val Kilmer is shown only in flashbacks and is completely unrecognizable, I don't know if he dealt with an illness recently but I didn't even know it was him for the first two scenes he was in, and even then because he is dubbed over in this movie, whether it's his voice in ADR or someone else I can't tell because there's an accent that goes in and out. Also they for whatever fucking reason, call the main character Harry Hole, not "Holy," which boggles my mind in that they thought that would fly. Lastly, this needs to be discussed if only for the fact that the area where these cops and profilers work is like a student center at a college where people are in an open area/library but are blasting rock music or RIDING AROUND ON A SCOOTER while trying to solve a series of killings.
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    Episode 184 - Johnny Mnemonic: LIVE!

    It's a combination of his name and the type of couriers that they are, which was mentioned in the open text scroll, but Mnemonic is never mentioned after that intro. As for him taking the job when he knew he couldn't fully hold the data, I thought it was supposed to be a high paying job that would allow him to get the hard drive out of his head, so he kinda had to take it in order to get paid and he was desperate.
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    Jacob's Ladder Scenarios

    41. Spider-Man 3 - It's actually Harry having the JLS when he crashes on his glider. 42. Batman & Robin - Robin freezes to death at the start of the movie when he's shot by Mr. Freeze. 43. Wild Wild West - Jim West is blown up when in the carriage with the Nitro. 44. Jaws: the Revenge - The whole film is Sean Brody's final thoughts as he is killed by the shark near the buoy at the start of the movie. 45. Road House - Dalton is actually stabbed in the neck in the opening fight, leading to the whole moving being a JLS. 46. Barb Wire - Barb died during the flashback where she loses touch with Axel. 47. Super Mario Bros. - The Mario Brothers die by jumping towards what they think is a portal to Dinotopia, when it's actually a hallucination brought on by a gas leak by the mobsters ruining the dig site. 48. Sleepaway Camp - Peter/Angela dies in the boat crash in the opening scene, causing her to think of her revenge on summer camps. 49. Cobra - Cobra is killed by the killer in the opening hostage situation. 50. Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 2 - Same as Part 1.
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    Episode 184 - Johnny Mnemonic: LIVE!

    Well considering the otherworldly abilities of Brick Tamland, I wouldn't be surprised if he traveled to this movie's future to get the weapon he had for the second film.
  13. Shouldn't that be included though as there are theatrical earnings from the midnight showings though?
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    Trailer Talk

    What I'm wondering is if Ant-Man and the Wasp is set before the events of Avengers 3 since the world doesn't look wrecked at all from that trailer, or if someone is going to use the Infinity Gauntlet to reset the damage done in the film to make the timeline work.
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    HDTGM movies and their RT scores

    Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets - 49% Ladybugs - 14%
  16. Wait how is The Room the least profitable since it had a announced budget of 6 million but has turned quite a profit according to Wiseau and Sestero? Also, feel free to use my listing of Rotten Tomato scores and number of Oscar winners/nominees featured in HDTGM films.
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    Episode 184 - Johnny Mnemonic: LIVE!

    What's the best is that when trolls hit at SM on Twitter saying they should be thanking the Shrek film for giving them a career, the lead singer fires back saying that it first came out for the Mystery Men soundtrack, which is a comeback with negative street cred that they should have just left social media right there. And to be fair, I almost went with a friend to see them in concert recently as they are reduced to the state fair circuit, but even then they aren't an weekend worthy band, they were playing on a Tuesday or Wednesday night at the CA State Faire, which I just imagine being a sea of Shrek masks in the crowd of one hundred. I mean hell even Eddie Money or Salt N' Peppa get better standing in the schedule.
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    Episode 184 - Johnny Mnemonic: LIVE!

    Okay thank you! I was losing it listening to the episode and wondering why no one was bringing up the Asian Dutchboy disguise Keanu used to get out of the hotel. It almost looks like he has yellowing makeup on his face and when he first pulls out the disguise, all he has is the wig, so where the fuck did the rest of the outfit come from? Also, I kinda understand where Johnny is coming from in talking about wanting a club sandwich, as I use the quality of that sandwich to determine if I'll ever come back to a restaurant or eatery, because if they can't make a decent version of something as simple as a club sandwich, then the rest of their menu is bunk in my mind.
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    Episode 183.5 - Minisode 183.5

    I laughed when the talk of how big the brain-hard drives were at 80GB, but could be doubled to 160, my old PS3 literally dwarfs the capacity that they felt a brain could withhold in the mid-90s.
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    Episode 183.5 - Minisode 183.5

    That was the other thing about this season now that you reminded me of Karl, the wigs for this season were INSANE. Every time I saw his ponytail wig I burst out laughing.
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    Episode 183.5 - Minisode 183.5

    Finishing the last episode. It's an okay season, but compared to the first season it's not even in the same ballpark. Other than that I thought it was good, Malcolm's arc over the course of the season was definitely the most developed, and I also thought the flashback episode was the best episode of the season with how much backstory it gave.
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    Trailer Talk

    Yeah it's great casting, but I could have sworn this came out a year or two ago.
  23. I just saw this trailer before Finding Dori and was completely blown away by how bad this looks. First off, I love Kevin Spacey and for the most part I feel he really doesn't have a weakness when picking roles except for kiddy comedies. He can do dry humor (The Ref), dark humor (Swimming With Sharks), and dirty humor (Horrible Bosses), but it is just awkward seeing him in a movie like this where he is turned into a damn cat. Not to mention the CGI looks terrible for a 2016 movie, which makes me think that this movie was made a few years ago and only now released to capitalize on his popularity from House of Cards.
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