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Believe that diet was called touring the country wrestling for the WWF 5-6 nights a week. Even back then those guys were busting their asses to keep in shape, because that was the best way to keep their spots on the card as Vince McMahon always gave better matches to the more muscular dudes or guys who could talk on the mic. In Piper's case he was more column B than A but he was still in great shape.

Haven't you seen the video for Hey Mama?

I remember seeing this and wondering what was wrong with Casey Affleck's accent, only to realize that was his actual voice. Also Bette Midler's character might be the most unlikable character in film history, next to Yeardley Smith's character in Maximum Overdrive, by the end of the movie I wanted to kill her. Also there was the weird scene where out of nowhere Neve Campbell just starts making out with the female mechanic while Devito is completely unaware in the same room. This movie was just made up of random WTF moments and relied way too heavily on flashbacks to push the story along.

Since it's been enough time since the episode came out and we can talk about random shit, have you guys read the newest paperback of Ant-Man? I noticed a familiar person in one of the issues. What's even more surprising about it was that the cameo was written by one of the Marvel regulars rather than a comedian writing for Marvel who throws out nods to their buddies, like Brian Posehn giving a shout out to Scott Aukerman every couple issues of Deadpool, so Paul seems to have really made an impression at Marvel.

So is Sebastian Stan the third acting immortal next to Keanu Reeves and Nic Cage?

Being a librarian these memes always made me laugh, more so in that they get checked out pretty regularly in my prison.

Haven't been there, but that sounds a lot like those strip clubs that are attached to all-in-one truck stops that are around the US. Vice did a documentary on these clubs and they are a grim bunch of places. The dancers weren't too bad yet, most were working at these places since the clubs are in the middle of nowhere where there isn't much else where they can make the kind of money that they can at the club, or score the same type of meth. It was the attendees who were the real creep-os, most clearly hadn't had any real human contact in quite some time and I would not be surprised if at least a quarter of them were horror movie-esque serial killers.

They mentioned that he was the most potent, but he wasn't the only one, which exemplifies my question of why they weren't sending one of the lesser guys out on this run rather than what amounts to their top stud? Also I was hoping to find a little bit more information on the sequels to this movie, mainly the second sequel, yet I just ended up with more questions. Mainly involving the director, IMDB does include some of his credits as Maxwell T. Bird, but there is also a Mr. T. Bird listing that he would occasionally receive, and that the later part of his career he was hiring a lot more softcore and hardcore porn actresses in his movies, almost to the point where he was basically a low grade Andy Sidaris. So I don't know if he's either a failed director turned failed porn director or vice versa. What's also interesting is that while he died in 2003, he's still received six director and nine writer (mainly story by) after his death, which is surprising considering when an someone in the business dies, they maybe get one or two posthumous credits that aren't "in memory of" or "special thanks," so to see a guy get almost ten credits posthumously, some as recently as last year, is insane.

"Grandé" means that it's fancy. Also has anyone else here even glimpsed at the sequels to this? The third one "Toad Warrior" which was later renamed "Max Hell Frog Warrior" which really uses the Zen Film Making that Donald G. Jackson and Scott Shaw going batshit crazy. Shaw actually stars in the movie as Max Hell and porn star Jill Kelly acting in place of Sandahl Bergman. So instead of a B Sci-Fi movie that looks like this: We get a movie that looks like a straight up porno, probably why Kelly signed on for it:

Yeah I do an annual horror movie binge during October, the record being 110 last year, and I gotta say Prime has A LOT of shitty free movies.

Correction: Orlando Jones was a spokesperson for 7-Up not Sprite with the "make 7-Up yours" slogan. Also as for the Ernest reboot I think Jon "does that thing got a hemi?" Reep would be a great choice as he has that goofy Southern demeanor similar to what Jim Varney had.

See when I've heard Doug explain it on the show he just said 365 movies, no repeats during the year, not that they had to be new to you.

Knowing this society, they would probably start trying to have the kids procreate by the time they started puberty, around 12-13, which is possible as there was a story a few years ago of a 13 yr old becoming a father with his 15 yr old girlfriend. Also I can see them pumping these women so full of fertility drugs just to increase the chances of conception. I think the real thing that they have to worry about is if all the kids Piper fires off are girls, then it becomes a total inbreeding nightmare.

C'mon we were all thinking it.

I would assume that there would have to be some kids growing up to bang moms that are not part of the parental coupling, hoping that they are still able to procreate. None of the first generation kids would be able to get with each other due to the easy to see birth defect risks, so that leaves the original moms. From there second generation would commingle with first generation and possibly generation zero, eventually creating enough generations to where the risk of inbreeding would be minuscule. Oh my Christ I have now put more thought into this story line that the actual director.

Yeah basically if the kids didn't sweep the challenges in order to have a pendant for each team member, they were screwed. What was funny was that the regular grand prize was a all expense paid trip to either Universal Studios (where they already were since that's where the show was filmed) or Busch Gardens, which was a sister park to Universal Studios so it was likely the contestants might already be going there also as part of their vacation. So in the end worthless trips.

Omission: Don't know if this was discussed earlier, but in regards to the flap on the underwear, how does he shit? Is there another flap in the back for him as I assume there would be, but then there's the issue of cleanup, and you know he's not getting all clean with how awkward and bulky that underwear is so that means Piper is running around the desert with his own waste caked against his skin encased in a metal diaper that is also used to electrocute him. In other words Piper must reek to high hell. Also Legends of the Hidden Temple was the best game show when I was a kid and apparently they are bringing it back, though after reading an article where the interviewed past contestants who said it was utter hell in trying to shoot a single episode and the kids were entirely exhausted by the time they got to the actual obstacle course. http://www.sbnation.com/2013/3/5/4064102/legends-of-the-hidden-temple-interview

To be fair Funk has retired and unretired so many times I think he's only wrestled a total of like three years. Sidenote, Funk might be the coolest dude ever as I met him at Wrestlecon a couple years ago before Wrestlemania and he was super nice. Took time to talk to everyone that came up to him and didn't charge extra for autographs unlike other people *cough* Ken Shamrock *cough*. As for Piper, I was so close to meeting him as well since he was supposed to be attending a convention in Stockton, but he literally died a week before the event, which really put a damper on the mood, which was apparent when talking to Jerry Lawler who was also there. Though in an odd HDTGM connection, the person they replaced Piper with, Bai Ling.

I think it's like Cast Away where Tom Hanks was using the sun to figure out when in the year it was in order to prepare for the stormy season, as there are those type of sundials. Yet with using a dong, the size and tilt can play a factor if it's not completely upright so the date might be May 6 or December 15 depending on how you look at it.

I liked this movie because Roddy Piper deserves to be on the cult movie legend version of Mt. Rushmore along with Bruce Campbell, Tom Atkins, and Danny Trejo, but the one thing that still bugs me about this premise is that Piper for all intents and purpose is the last hope for this military group to repopulate and refill their ranks, yet they send him off into a barren wasteland to find these kidnapped women. rather than finding more women to bring to him. The risk vs. reward of this scenario is so lopsided because if he were to be killed then it wouldn't matter how many women they find because as the head nurse lady stated, viable men of any kind were a very rare commodity. Also, I assume that I wasn't the only one who noticed the shoe-horned in wasteland version of Piper's kilt that they made him wear for absolutely no reason other than to connect to his wrestling persona. Lastly, I own this on DVD as part of a double feature with Defcon-4 and the trailers before this are ripe with HDTGM worthy movies (Black Moon Rising, The Stuff, and a couple others.)

I'm picky with Morrison because the amount of What the Fuck he can put into his stories varies from comic to comic. Like I loved most of his run with Batman, though parts of RIP and Batman & Robin were way out there, but then things like Black Glove, Final Crisis, Multiversity just leave me shaking my head at times.

Yeah Jill Kelly was in the 3rd one where the director used his own filming style called Zen film making where there was no script and basically the whole movie was ad libbed on the spot while following a loose plot outline. What's funny is when I watched this one I couldn't get out of my head how much the lead actress looked like Jill Kelly and then was shocked to see that the director actually brought her in for the uber-shitty sequel. This scene along with Clark Kent burying his dog on the moon in Superman Earth One are the two saddest fucking scenes I've ever read in comics. Holy hell do they pull at your damn heartstrings. What's worse with Y: the Last Man is Now that I think about that series, fuck you Brian K. Vaughan for making me feel those feels.

Yeah I remember the jean company in the book but I couldn't particularly remember where Greg Sestero said it was located in San Francisco. It just completely caught me off guard as I parked my car and turned to see a giant poster of The Room behind an equally large statue of jeans on the side of a building.

Yeah it's been a while since I've read the book, I'm sure I'll do it again before the movie comes out, but what I remember was how creepy the relationship between Tommy and Greg got as they got closer to finally making the movie. I wonder how the movie will be played (as a straight comedy or a dark comedy/dramedy), but I will definitely be seeing it as soon as it comes out.