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    Interstellar (2014)

    That would disqualify movies like Fast 5-6 and the upcoming Face/Off which has a higher Metascore than Interstellar. I don't think they movie would be good for the show, but that's not to say it didn't have problems, but there are no movies that are perfect.
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    EPISODE 108 — Con Air LIVE!

    That is still kind of a funny thing because even if Greene wasn't necessarily interacting with other inmates, you could be sure that a couple of them would make a run at him together for his crimes, if they involved a kid, and if not that it would be for the fact of the rep that they would get from being the ones to kill such a famous name. Where I work there are a few pretty famous names and even though the facility is an SNY yard, these inmates are under slightly more protection as there are numerous inmates willing to make a name for themselves by killing them. So with someone like Greene who is alone and unarmed on the plane, guys would make a run at him instead of someone like Cyrus or the Diamond Dog who have weapons and guys protecting them in order to reach a common goal. This could easily be done through legal mail. All other mail is opened and scanned by officers in order to prevent as many orders being passed among criminals or illegal deals being made. Yet if a letter is marked legal mail, officers can see that the letter is being addressed to the lawyer on file for an inmate. So if Cyrus was talking with the drug dealer along with his two other main inmates through each others' lawyers the plan could work with the expectation that everyone else on the plane would fall in line or else get off at Carson City. The whole thing about shipping them out at the same time is a matter of cost and convenience. It is cheaper to fly them at the same time in the new high tech plane rather than shipping each of them by bus or car, which could also be hijacked by cohorts of various inmates while it is harder for the same to happen in the air, ideally.
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    Interstellar (2014)

    I actually wanted to like this movie but I just could not get into it. From the ham-fisted "we need to reach for the stars" message to the fact there were scenes pulled directly from other movies i.e. the explanation of wormholes was a near direct rip from Event Horizon. Also did anyone notice it mimicked the How I Met Your Mother finale where the whole goal of McConaughey's character was to get back to his daughter, but once he does after DECADES of being away, she tells him it doesn't matter and he needs to go for the woman that he had not real romantic connection to at all?
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    EPISODE 108 — Con Air LIVE!

    If I remember correctly Cyrus was launched through the land bridge and crashed into the back of a truck that was driving under the bridge at that time, which then deposited its load, which now included Cyrus, and the rock quarry where he got his head crushed. As for Buscemi not killing the girl, there is an unspoken hierarchy in the criminal landscape concerning what crimes guys have done and their limits, because even though they are criminals most still do have limits. Kid killers, pedophiles, and rapists are at the very bottom of that ladder which leads to many going into protective custody or SNY (Special Need Yard) prisons for protection from other prisoners. So while Buscemi might be willing to wear a woman's head as a hat, he might find it repulsive to kill a kid. One thing I was surprised by was that the hosts never discussed how it was possible for Buscemi to drive through THREE STATES wearing another person's head as a hat. Did he stop for gas because he was driving so much or did he go through three small states like Rhode Island, or did he go through three of the four corner states of Arizona, New Mexico, Utah and Colorado?
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    EPISODE 108 — Con Air LIVE!

    Yeah I was going to mention this, so unfortunately Poe became a victim of "he said/they said," which as we can see can hurt him as Mobile is apparently home to the most anti-military people on Earth. As far as buying a bunny in prison, the inmates do get magazines and catalogs where they can order various things for themselves or as gifts for family. They can get things like CDs, books, radios and TVs, and various games like chess or checkers, among other things.
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    Disturbing Behavior (1998)

    There were a lot of movies and shows like this around that time where bad kids would be turned into perfect angels either by being replaced by clones or lobotomized. ABC family did a similar movie called Perfect Little Angels and I remember the main character going to her friends house to give her a Wallflowers CD as a gift and then catching the girl's parents breaking the CD as it would corrupt the work that had been done on the daughter, because we all know that the Wallflowers are the band of Satan. And FYI there is actually a TV movie called The Stepford Children.
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    HDTGM All-Stars

    Doug Hutchinson will be a three timer with Con Air. Also why are Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson not in the two timer list if Taylor Lautner is getting credit for both Breaking Dawns. And with the argument about there being multiple episodes done for the various movies in a series that are sequels, the main cast of the Fast movies should definitely be included using that reasoning.
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    Father's Day (1997)

    I remember seeing this a while back and was confounded by how either of these guys could fall her the ex's horseshit story. Also with Sugar Ray, let's not forget that McGrath was wearing I believe bright green pants and was basically playing himself as a total asshole. If you need more proof there was a video from a couple years ago where he drunkenly starts yelling at fans and wanting to fight them after someone called the band "Sugar Gay."
  9. I have a feeling she studied paleontology at the same school Samantha Mathis went to before she started an archaeological dig under the Brooklyn Bridge while wearing safari clothes in Super Mario Bros.
  10. Looking at the eaten cow inventory, it is even more implausible once it is revealed that there are two crocs in the lake.I myself never had a problem with the movie but it has been a while since I've seen it so I don't know if it holds up or not. Also, if you want to see some over the top Pullman, watch Surveillance directed by David Lynch's daughter, the third act he goes completely off the wall.
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    Furious 7

    Having just seen this one I liked it but I felt it was lacking something from the previous movie in an in-your-face villain. Statham seemed great for the Shaw role, especially after that amazing opening in the hospital, but he was sort of a secondary character to the God's Eye and the Djimon Hounsou seemed sort of just thrown in rather than have it just be Shaw. Also, the whole thing with Paul Walker leaves me confused as I felt the character should have died and been the pushing point for Dom to go even harder at Shaw, because how it left it leaves too many loose ends that can't be tied up due to Walker's death. I loved Kurt Russel's character and with what Diesel has been saying it seems like there will be more of him in the sequels and is it me or is it incredibly hard to kill anyone but good guys in these movies as it is shown what people are living through despite the same thing happening to our protagonists but they die, Giselle being a prime example.
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    The Invisible

    Yeah this was pretty bad. There was the bits where he wold tear up entire scenes and attack people but that was all in his head or just reset somehow. Then there was the female antagonist/eventual love interest which was such a baffling dynamic with the lead.
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    John Wick (2014)

    I believe the number for Wick is 62 in the movie.
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    Southland Tales (2006)

    The Viagra comment only refers to faltering franchises though, not a shitty one-off movie.
  15. There was a similar story from Robert Rodriguez's Planet Terror. In that movie his son plays one of the Marley Shelton's son in the movie and at one point accidentally shoots himself after his mom tells him to be careful with a gun. Apparently Rodriguez film alternate scenes with his son living through the whole movie. His son didn't actually know that his character died for awhile as Rodriguez only showed him the edition where he lived to the end.
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    Lake Placid

    Since they are doing this episode will they eventually have a MEGA ALL STAR episode with Michael Ian Black and whoever the guests are for the Lake Placid episode when Lake Placid vs. Anaconda is released on SyFy? http://www.shortlist.com/entertainment/films/lake-placid-vs.-anaconda-is-happening
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    Double Dragon (1994)

    Yeah I saw that Cracked article as well and thought "this whole list is made of future HDTGM episodes." Especially the one where Jon Voight gets in a karate fight with a dog.
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    Made In America

    Yeah I just remember the story on the E True Hollywood Story for Cheers and how people thought the show might be harmed because of it.
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    Tommy Wiseau's The Neighbors

    Apparently he only a few episodes for the show and it was unsurprisingly not picked up. Also I wanted to know if anyone knew the history behind this I took this in San Francisco near Fisherman's Wharf, is this where he had his old clothes wharehouse?
  20. I don't know if this has been brought up already in this forum and I know it was briefly mentioned on the show, but the overall story of how Saffron Burrows went from surviving to dying in reshoots is because test audiences hated her so much and blamed her for everything wrong happening in the movie, and rightfully so. There were even reports of people cheering for her to hopefully die in the original ending, which led for the eventual change. Also for some reason Harlin felt the need to upstage Steven Spielberg in the stupid bullshit department by making his shark one foot longer than the shark in Jaws, despite no one knowing or caring about that fact. And apparently Rolling Stone mentioned in a review for Rise of the Planet of the Apes that the movie lifted ideas and twists from the original Apes movie and this.
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    Made In America

    The blackface was done for Whoopi Goldberg's Roast which was during when they were dating. She even came out and defended him for the humor of it and if I remember correctly was involved in planning his bit for that night.
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    Pixels (2015)

    There was a great article a couple years back where they interviewed former contestants from another Nickelodeon game show "Legends of the Hidden Temple" where these kids were basically put through hell for 12 hours in order to film a single half hour show. I can only imagine it being just slightly less worse in this situation of dealing with a green screen and crappy obstacle courses. http://www.sbnation.com/2013/3/5/4064102/legends-of-the-hidden-temple-interview
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    Pixels (2015)

    I think Awesome-O came up with at least 75% of these ideas. The way that they act in this reminds me of the old Nick Arcade TC show from the 90s with its bad green screen.
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    Pixels (2015)

    I saw this trailer last night and holy Christ does it look like shit. I get the feeling that they are trying to go with "Wreck-It Ralph's nostalgia meets Michael Bay's production style." Also, after firing out two very recent gigantic turds in "Men, Women, and Children" and now apparently "The Cobbler," can we finally stop Adam Sandler from making movies?
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