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I actually own this movie and it is truly amazing for how crazy it is. From the metal diaper Piper has to wear which will blow up his dick if he tries to escape to the creepy frog mask to the human blood that looks like that old kids toy Gak, this movie is bonkers. It's also crazy in that Piper is basically signed to the government to knock women up so that they can bear kids to be put into the army, but once Piper has sex with one woman early in the movie, she is never seen again as if they just let her go back to wandering the wasteland. Also, the movie is like The Room in that there are storylines mentioned but either never fleshed out or ran through to a conclusion because the writer forgot he mentioned it originally. Would love it if they were able to get Piper for this episode.

No. This isn't a normal person becomes a superhero movie, it's a movie about mentally unhinged people becoming superheroes. Wilson is a guy who feels that he needs something to become more in life and the religious show was all the push he needed to follow "his calling." Ellen Page was just looking for some sort of outlet for her rage/psychosis and her assault on Wilson was just another way of her using an outlet while also fighting against some of critiques that are common in comic books in general.

Her voice is disconcerting as it doesn't seem like it should be coming from her mouth.

Racism and hints of pedophilia if you watch Cookie Thumper.

Yeah it was great hearing those jokes and how he decided to troll the show.

I was going to see this last weekend but after the horrible reviews and some more reading on it I decided against it, rightfully so it seems. Everything I read seemed to say that the idea and visuals were great but the overall presentation of the story faltered and the message was lost in the mayhem. Also Die Antwoord basically playing themselves as lead characters is something that should never have happened since neither Ninja or Yolandi can act their ways out of a wet paper bag. If you want further proof watch any of their music videos which all basically play out like mini-movies with the music being an afterthought, and they are truly nightmare material, especially "Cookie Thumper." I actually liked Resurrection as an action movie because it played into the idea of a corporation still wanting to exploit these creatures even though the initial incidents were a couple centuries prior and that the only people standing in the way of that are a similar band of people who fought them originally. The whole mom/baby allegory I could have done without, but I felt the movie had a decent cast and good action. The first AvP was utter crap being PG-13 while its sequel is a guilty pleasure for me. I'm wondering how they will explain away Newt in the Blomkamp movie as that was a huge bone of contention in Alien 3 that the character Ripley spent all of the previous movie trying to save died before the opening credits, especially considering the original actress only acted in the one movie.

Having actually seen this movie I can say it would work for an episode for how crazy it is despite being made up almost completely of cliches. Paz de la Huerta looks at drugged out as she does in Boardwalk Empire but dresses in more hookery clothes than even porn stars would wear. Literally the first thing she is wearing is a dress that is see-through mesh with no underwear or bra. Every step she takes her hips sway in a way that should cause them to pop out of their sockets and whenever she turns her head her hair flips around to the other side. Her whole goal in life as a killer is to punish men who cheat on their wives, but for some unexplained reason she becomes attracted to and begins getting involved with Bowden's character. The overall reveal of who her character is is pretty cliche especially for a horror movie but the final act bloodbath is pretty brutal especially considering there wasn't too much prior. Also the amount of BLATANT sexual harassment and boning in this movie is insane. Judd Nelson is banging a nurse right against a window in clear view of a work area/lobby, he also dry humps/slides his contained dick against the ass of Bowden in the middle of a work area in clear view of other employees, among many other things. This seems like someone thought de la Huerta would be a huge sex symbol rather than someone who looks like a high, pre-surgery Renee Zellweger, so they made a near porno level marketing campaign around a 3D horror movie that barely makes it to 80 minutes in length and there not being many 3D moments in the film, and waited for the money to hopefully roll in,

I enjoyed the movie overall as it kept fairly close to the source material unlike other adaptations of Mark Millar comics, Wanted especially. I did think the lisp was pretty over the top at points but Jackson was still pretty good as the villain. I do think the fireworks scene was kinda hokey and it actually came off as a last minute edit in order to get a R rating. With how this came out and how other Millar works have fared in theaters I am wondering what they are going to do with the Nemesis movie that is apparently being made by Joe Carnahan since that book features maybe one of the most unrepentant villains in comics ever.

Yeah that's when I knew I was in for something new and interesting, and was proven right with the following cleaning crew led by the dude from The Warriors and the use of the doubloons or whatever those coins were.

Yeah roles where he needs to actually act (Dracula, Devi's Advovate, Something's Gotta Give) he is terrible, but when he has to only show one of his two emotions (brood or rage) he is fantastic (Wick, Street Kings, Constantine).

When I watched John Wick, I felt that that world was just an extension of the world created in Kill Bill where assassins work out in the open and gangsters are a viable business outlet. The Continental Hotel was similar to the airline that the Bride flew on where people carried their weapons and the fights were similar in that police were never an issue and the mess would be taken care of by a third party. I have always thought Keanu worked as an actor as long as the role involved more action rather than talking, or that the talking was built towards his wooden-ness and the fact that realism inside a world that was quite fantastical was a nice touch like double taps and constantly reloading rather than waiting for an empty clip. I honestly can't wait for the sequel to come out.

Just looking at the "people who liked this also liked" category on Imdb is full of movies perfect for the show. From the Sonny and Cher biopic to a movie starring Gregory Hines about an ex-con deciding if he wants to go back to a life of crime or tap dancing, this movie is offering so much to this forum.

What's funny about this movie is that it is "based on a true story" but that has basically all been revealed to be bullshit. The Kumite took place at an address that was eerily the same one for Dux's home and the trophy he claims to have won was actually purchased at a mall trophy shop, by Frank Dux.

I just remember the trailers where it followed three groups I think: a group of sorority sisters, some frat dudes, and a couple little people which then led to the hilarious joke of them getting lost in a foam pit at a rave. It was all meant to be "real," but with how fake the Real World is, it's clear that this is and contrived as any reality TV.

Probably just as insane, though more closer to the source material, though I can see her directing something of Millar's like Supercrooks or in a perfect world Old Man Logan.

Thankfully the only real things that were altered from Kingsman though was the people being selected for saving, the Kingsman being an independent organization rather than MI-6 which is suffering budget cuts, and "Eggsy" was a bit geekier in the book, unlike Wanted which took out the whole villain/hero in favor of the characters being assassins. I do admit though it would have been a hard sell to have protagonist with no morals who would giddily murder and torture random people.

That's right though I thought Wanted was good despite diverging from the source material quite a bit.

The last time Freeman was a villain was the equally crazy-bad Dreamcatcher and technically he was a villain in Nurse Betty.

I was actually amazed that Tatum didn't get an Oscar nomination for Foxcatcher, especially since his part was a lot more vital to the story until the end. I thought he did an amazing job with that role, though it may have been the random frosted tips that cost him the nomination.

To be fair the book started out as Twilight fanfic.

Wait so we're not all Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' still?

The Ain't It Cool videos on Nerdist were the least viewed of any other on their Youtube channel so it wasn't renewed by Nerdist, because they shouldn't be low on funds now that they are aligned with Legendary. If I remember right Harry tried a kickstarter to do new episodes but there was controversy in that the money gained went disappeared and many of the people who donated had not received their agreed upon rewards and this isn't the first time Harry has been called out for his hinky business policy.

The one thing I give Liam Neeson credit for is that he admits that these movies are stupid, and that he is as surprised as anyone that they have been so successful. Apparently the first one was supposed to be a direct to DVD movie in the states with only a theatrical release overseas, but plans changed and it got a wide release. Another thing I found odd was the need to change the actor playing the villain of this movie, as he was played by Xander Berkeley in the original film but they switched him out for an actor who could do more physical scenes, which ultimately gave away the twist of this movie. Though I really don't know why they went with that haircut for the other villain and making him look like Joel Edgerton's character from Smokin' Aces.

After re-listening to this episode I think I figured out why Demi was so shocked by Miley's Brazilian. Do we not remember the nude pics Demi did at the start of her career which featured full frontal and looked like she had Buckwheat in a scissor lock? No wonder the damn millenials make her mad with their shaved poons.