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RyanSz

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  1. I don't know there are some sexy big titted bulls out there.
  2. After listening to this episode I am so glad I own this whole series (outside of the unfinished 4th film).
  3. It could be argued that it was incest in that the kids were imitating what they were seeing, but they didn't realize that it was sex. We don't know how long they were there watching their dads bone, so while it would be way over the top to show kids in that same scenario, it's not as bad to see them starting foreplay that they were mimicking from the scene prior that we saw with the dads.
  4. Goddammit this may be my favorite episode. I was laughing so hard, especially during the first part. For those who haven't seen the movie, John, the dad, has two kids: Peter and Angela, he also has a gay lover, Lenny played by the aptly named James Paradise. John and the real Angela are killed in a boating accident. Since Lenny wasn't a family member, and the state was more likely to give the kids to a crazy doctor over a gay man, Peter is sent to live with his Aunt Martha and her son Ricky. Since Martha is batshit crazy, she decides to raise Peter as a girl giving him Angela's identity because as Martha says, she already has a son, thus creating a psychopath. Along with that confusion the episode was fantastic. The mini movie with Judy's return looks like they got the original actress and who doesn't love a water baloon fight on the roof? And if you enjoyed this movie in the slightest, check out all of the sequels, especially the second and third because they are just as insane. Also, I smell a new podcast coming to earwolf with PAULitics where Paul explains his conspiracy theories to the listening audience.
  5. RyanSz

    Maximum Overdrive

    Must be why Stephen King directed high on cocaine.
  6. Can we consider this movie a prequel to Silence of the Lambs where it shows how Buffalo Bill gets his gender confusion and psychotic tendencies?
  7. That was common theme in Return to Sleepaway Camp as well, which is like a true sequel to this. They actually have Isaac Hayes as the camp chef and he's in the movie for about four minutes. Then there are handfuls of others who are in, then out at completely random.
  8. Fat Chefs are the new Clown.
  9. The Stallone movie is going to be Cobra. It was one of three done at Bumbershoot along with Road House and Super Mario Bros and jokes were made about it during the Doug Loves Movies episodes from Bumbershoot, someone from The Old 97s was the guest.
  10. The only way that I can think that he thinks Ricky is the killer is because he was always threatening everyone who ended up getting killed after they messed with Angela. Other than that, he went off on his own mindset at 90 mph towards Ricky.
  11. The movie to me comes off as an unintentional spoof of camp slasher movies of the 80s where all the kids are horny or high and the counselors are all dicks or stupid. Yet it takes a real quick turn into disturbing when the more serious deaths occur. The sequels really play on the spoof factor by even having kids dress up as Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees, while Angela kills them while dressed up as Leatherface. Even in the sequels the minor characters all start blending together until they get killed in horrifying fashion.
  12. It will be Cobra since that was one of the Bumbershoot shows along with Road House and Super Mario Bros. I love this movie series and have just recently watched all of them for Halloween. The twist is incredible in this movie and is so out of left field. Why would the aunt be allowed to do such a stupid thing? Plus, the gay dads seemed out of place and like they were just thrown in as well as what seemed to be an incest angle between Angela and Peter after they watched their dads screwing. And nothing sets the mood for a horror movie more than the fat cook trying to molest a quiet girl in the pantry. The sequels should also be talked about on this podcast because they are just as insane for so many reasons. Bruce Springsteen's sister is batshit crazy and the kill scenes are out of this world bonkers.
  13. Bob Hoskins still remembers this movie because he has Parkinson's not Alzheimers. And if I remember right Dennis Hopper said that it was a husband-wife team who were directing, the same couple made Max Headroom which should give an idea where their heads were at. They apparently were on a power trip and made changes on the fly and no one knew what was going on in the movie.
  14. I remember loving this movie when it came out, granted I was 5 and loved everything Mario Bros. I still watch the movie as a guilty pleasure because it is so batshit insane with where the took the film in comparison to the source material, like most early video game movies (Street Fighter, Double Dragon). The most insane thing about it though is the idea of Bob Hoskins (English) and John Leguizamo (Latino) being not only brothers, but Italian brothers. Though I will admit Dennis Hopper was great in chewing up scenery and for his mini-cornrow mohawks.
  15. Dammit, How much longer will we have to wait until Womp Up the Jams! becomes the next earwolf podcast?
  16. Yeah the Zombie remakes were very well made as he showed reverence to the movies that he loved as a kid, unlike the remake of Nightmare on Elm Street that just tried to make it really creepy with Freddy being a molester. I also liked the first remake of Chainsaw as it had that gritty, grimy feel of the original while being pretty scary. TCM Next Generation would be a fantastic October episode as it was basically one of the first movies for both Zellweger and McConaughey, though most A-list stars started out doing horrible horror movies, but it also had the remote control knee of McConaughey as well as a transvestite Leatherface and the Illuminati.
  17. That's what I heard as well about Halloween 3, but when Season failed so badly and was hated so much after the first two, they went back to movies with Michael Meyers. Though to be fair the following sequels weren't that good either up until the Rob Zombie remakes.
  18. God Barb Wire was terrible, it was like paying for an issue of Playboy and instead of getting just Pam's tits you got a C action movie. Oh, and when are we going to get the episodes for Cobra and Super Mario Bros. that were being talked about for Bumbershoot? Are they going to be regular episodes like Road House was or are they going to be premium purchase episodes? As for doing Sleepaway Camp, I would say do one of its sequels as the original is actually a cogent 80s slasher movie with a fantastic twist at the end. The sequels are just crazy with how people are killed and the main actress was replaced by Bruce Springsteen's sister. Even the third sequel that had the original cast is batsit insane in comparison to the original. And I just saw Dredd last night and I can say that it is a really good movie. And I'm not just comparing it to the Stallone one but to movies in general. It does play a lot closer to the comic but there isn't any gaping plot holes like the original, it's just unfortunate that the Stallone movie put such a bad taste in people's mouths that it caused this one to bomb. But I could see this being an episode of HDTGM in the same vein of the episodes on Crank and Punisher War Zone.
  19. I'm looking at the cast list for Delgo and am surprised at how many names I recognize in a movie that I had never heard of. Freddie Prinze Jr., Jennifer Love Hewitt, Ann Bancroft, Chris Kattan, Val Kilmer, Malcom McDowell, Louis Gossett Jr., Michael Clark Duncan, Kelly Ripa, and Burt Reynolds all starred in this hunk of crap. This is just like Doogal, another animated flick with a packed cast (two different ones for US and UK releases) that flopped miserably. It just goes to show that you can make a animated movie that can flop in spite of an all star cast.
  20. God this movie sucked. From a roaring shark with a personal vendetta to an ending where someone everyone survives even though one person was basically eaten by a shark that later blew up from being STABBED BY A BOAT! And let's not forget the strobe light that makes sharks go crazy. Also I can't wait for those live shows that were announced, especially for Super Mario Bros. That movie was insane, even when I saw it in theaters at five years old. And I should have joined the league right when it came online like some others did, that way I could have picked every huge movie from this summer and topped the list rather be ranked 77th with flops like Abe Lincoln Vampire Hunter, though I think that could easily be a future episode.
  21. "Does anyone else remember when they performed 'Wild Wild West"at some MTV awards show and everyone abandoned poor Stevie Wonder on stage? I can't find any video proof of this, but I definitely remember it happening.. " Yeah it was hilarious. I think Siqo finally came out and got him. And let's not forget that Will Smith did this movie instead of doing the Matrix movies. This was a bad movie even when I saw it as a kid from the motorized bike to giant spider and a legless Kenneth Brannah, all around terrible.
  22. That's more of a career than she had after this movie.
  23. Battlefield Earth by far was his biggest Meltdown.
  24. This is one of my favorite episodes along with the Wicker Man ep. I remember loving this movie as a kid, mainly because I was 10 and loved all things Batman. From American Silverston in a British family to the super-homoerotic overtones of the director, this movie was BAAAADDD. I loved that Jesse referenced the cartoon spoofing Schumaker with a feminite character in the cartoon (I posted the clip in the comments of the minisode.) As for this ruining Alicia Silverstone's career, it really did. But to be honest no one outside of Clooney and Thurman came out of this alive. Arnold had a string of horrible movies after this and O'Donnel has only recently made a comeback with NCIS:LA.
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