JuanaBlanca

I have the curse where I kill people just by mentioning them. It's always people whom I'd never really think about much, and when I do - bam. I first realized when I was 17 and I killed Isaac Asimov by randomly mentioning him to someone who didn't even know who he was.

I'm only 15 minutes in but I'm already feeling like Karen Kilgariff is my twin.

I'm gonna stop being polite and start getting real for a minute: I'm having a stressful day because my son needs surgery and today is not a day where I can just forget it's happening. My mind started wandering while I was listening to this and I was getting upset, and then Jon Daly starts in on the My Little Pony purple limp dick. I started cry-laughing and I really do feel better. I don't know if this is the first time someone has thanked Jon for a purple limp dick joke (it may not be) but thanks, man.

I was actually yelling "Ron Glass! It's Ron Glass!" to my empty room.

Oliver is adorable.

I almost sang "it's been a while" to my kid's daycare teacher this morning. If I had actually done that I would've been so embarrassed I would've sued Scott and Scott for pain and suffering.

I love this podcast and I love Todd and I love today. Thank you.

I'm just excited that my rap name is Blue Cheese.