The Hurricane Heist (2018)

[The Hurricane Heist (2018)]

 

[The Hurricane Heist (2018)]

From the director of fast and the furious and stealth comes a hurricane fuelled heist movie starring an Alabama accent in his first lead role and some other people you will recognise but not be sure why.

[Cobra]

I think it should be renamed Pepsi after the star of the movie I swear Pepsi logos appear on screen longer during this movie than Stallone did

[Cobra]

It's got everything you look for in a pure classic bad movie that's good

 

Great one liners like

Thug Iwillblow this store up man

Cobra go on then udont shop here

 

Close ups of random boots

 

Very tight jeans being worn by Stallone which I did not need to see

 

And the return of the classic hard man move chewing on a tooth pick

 

Plus guns cars bikes deep talking and bad bad bad acting