Just a humble request...
Scott - don't know where else to turn to, but something needs to be done about this...
Having satsified a guilty pleasure urge of reviewing the hokey classic "Uptown Girl - Billy Joel" - leaving aside the overly out-of-place homoerotic Turbo breakdance crew in the gas station - less than 10 seconds into the film clip we first see Billy slicking back his hair with presumably oil grease, and the first thought that comes to seemingly everybody's mind:
"Is that Rob Schneider?"
You *need* to get FunnyOrDie to do a Schneider/ Uptown remix (ala Tyson/ Bobby Brown)
It will catapult the website into the stratosphere - pretty sure Rob can take 5 mins off from doing his 7 second cameo in 500,000 Third-First Dates: The Datening - and the public's bloodlust wll be satiated...
Make it so!
$BDW$