Episode 215 — Time Bobby 2

[Episode 215 — Time Bobby 2]

"...and I said, 'Lemme see that dick!' And I cut it right off."

 

fourvel can get him to show him your dick

[Episode 215 — Time Bobby 2]

I miss plane breaks.

Sign my petition on the forums!

[Episode 193 — What Else? What Else?]

I know women that weren't into Lauren Lapkus' student's voice just because it was so grating and whiny, but I myself loved it (especially when she said "What if you were trying to make love?").

[Horrible Idea]

PUT HIM IN THE CONFRONTATION CORNER

[List of Scott's Frequently Repeated Phrases]

I'm not including phrases from the ads, since he kind of has to say them during every ad. Thing like that include "I'll see you at the movies!" and "B-O-N-O-B-O-S DOT COOOOOM for better fitting men's clothes!"

[Scott sings the entire theme song or a portion of said theme song.]

buhnuhnuhnuh psh nahnahnahnahnahnah dee deedeedee deedeedee deedeedoodoodoo deedeedee

comedy bang bang, comedy bang bang

comedy bang bang, comedy bang bang

comedy bang bang, comedy bang bang

comedy bang bang, comedy bang bang

COMEDY BANG BANG, COMEDY BANG BANG

COMEDY BANG BANG, COMEDY BANG BANG

COMEDY BANG BANG, COMEDY BANG BANG OH NO NO NO NO NO no

 

To my knowledge, Harris Wittels is the only person who has attempted this feat on-air (Farts and Procreation 2). He failed.

[Episode 212 — Comedy Bleep Bleep]

Scott said "my wife" without doing his super accurate Borat impression....this saddens me

Not once, but twice. Shame on you, Aukerman.

[A Petition]

Dear Mr. Aukerman,

 

Please bring back plane breaks. That is all.

 

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

 

P.S. Also, think about bringing back Lil' Gary. But the plane breaks are more important.

 

kaboozleheimer

pbnews

Kyle Switalski

RIP Spirit Bear

Bruce Reid Robinson II

[List of Scott's Frequently Repeated Phrases]

They're not catchphrases, because he says them during the content of the episode, as opposed to at the beginning. Help me think of them all!

 

1. My wife.

2. Buhbuhbuhbonusuhsuhsuhsuh.

3. It's been.

4. 5, 4, 3, nose, 1.

5. Maybe it's just me, but for me.

6. That's a classic Would You Rather blunder.

7. In the biz. Business.

8. Marc MaRON.

9. Thank you so much.

10. Hollywood nights.

11. Downtown Abbey.

12. This country is in trouble.

13. President Barack Hussein Obamacare.

14. Burying the lede.

15. Gilding the lily.

16. Open-door policy.

 

Please help!

[What guest do you want to see?]

Nathan Fielder

Nathan for You is fucking incredible and everyone needs to watch it. I feel like that might not be happening.

[Episode 195 — Making the Snow Angel]

Loved this except for the maybe ten seconds of Radiohead bashing. But I kind of wanted Scott to defend Thom Yorke's dignity.

[Episode 59 — Gun Control]

Paul Rust's delivery of "It's a gun!" was beautiful.

[Episode 19 — The Christmas Womptacular]

Aukerman could learn a thing or two from Listler about cutting to a break.

[Episode 191 — 2012 Holiday Spectacular]

PFT's cardigan game is sick. Original Penguin FTW. Also, thank god for more jelloems.

[The clouds will part and the sky cracks open and God himself will reach his fucking arm through just to push you down.]

The clouds will part and the sky cracks open and God himself will reach his fucking arm through just to push you down.

[Episode 180 — Friends Without Words]

1:06:47: "What if you were trying to make love?"

 

Holy shit. Crying.

[Live Summer Tour Podcasts]

Tim Heidecker's stand-up during the second NYC show was the funniest moment of my life.

[Episode 170 — New Scoop]

I MUST see the Scott Aukerman Twilight picture.

[Bane on Comedy Bang Bang]

Can somebody (preferably Paul F. Tompkins) go on Comedy Bang Bang and play Bane from The Dark Knight Rises?

[Episode 35 — I Fixed It!]

In a way my character was one of Dewey's biggest straightmen. Really the whole band was. Parody is a unique animal, because the thing that is being parodied is the straight man. That's why you can't really parody a comedy.

 

Mr. Besser, if you made a podcast where all you do is say things like the thing you just said, that podcast would thereafter supersede all audio in my life. I love learning about the science of comedy, and I feel like you're one of the most qualified people alive to delve into the subject.

[Episode 35 — I Fixed It!]

I do have a question about Crazytown. Is it OK for scripted things to move into Crazytown? Because I love Walk Hard, and Matt Besser's in it, and I feel like that whole movie takes place on Main Street of Crazytown.

[Episode 35 — I Fixed It!]

The difference between Chris Gore's "fucking with people" and Matt Besser's thing with the sketch artist is Besser's is funny, nice-spirited, and clearly a complete joke that is intended to be laughed at by the receiver (I'm very surprised the guy didn't immediately get it); Chris Gore's stuff is mean-spirited, simple, and unfunny. Between the end of this episode and this week's Who Charted, this guy went from being off my radar to being one of my least favorite people in the world.

 

Other than Chris Gore, this episode was stellar. Chris, follow your namesake and go make an acclaimed documentary. Or get gored. Either one.